1) yo mamma so stupid she put a paper on the tv and called it a paper view.
2) yo mamma so stupid she went to the dentist to get bluetooth on her phone.
3) yo mamma so stupid she thoght taco-bell was a phone company.
4) yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
5) yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a toilet cubicle and died of diarea.
6) yo mamma so stupid I told her that drinks were on the house... so she got a ladder...
7) yo mamma so stupid she looked at your umbillical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with a cable too!"
8) yo mamma so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw, complaining it was broken.
9) yo mamma so stupid she thoght a quarter-back was a refund.
10) yo mamma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
11) yo mamma so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
12) yo mamma so stupid I asked her to get me a colour tv and she asked me, "what colour do you want?"
13) yo mamma so stupid she invented a silent burgalar alarm and got robbed.
14) yo mamma so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved.
15) yo mamma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
16) yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
17) yo mamma so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.
18) your mamma so stupid she puts make up on her head just to make-up her mind.
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