Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)

HOT CRAZY LAUGHTER

Harley POV:

I wake up next to my Puddin sound asleep I then quietly get up from our bed and head down stairs. I then go on the computer and search up (what you need to take care of a baby) I was really happy to be honest about me having a baby. "HARLEY!" Puddin yelled while running down stairs. "Over here Puddin" I yelled he then walked behind me giving me chills creeping down my spin. "What are you doing Harley?" He said while kissing my down my neck "just searching stuff up" I said while enjoying the kisses on my neck he then stops and looks up "oh I see that your getting ready for our love child" he said looking at the screen into me I then giggled and said "of course I want to be ready Puddin" he then smiled then said "I could help you with one thing you need to know" "Now what's that Puddin" trying not to sound rude knowing if I was I would get hit so I add a giggle. He then pushes the chair back and leans into me and laughs with his HOT crazy laughter then comes closer and then says "You know what we have to do in order to have our baby" then backs up a little and looks at me showing expression with his eyebrows. I then laugh and he loosen his face looking mad "Of course I know Puddin but you know what" I said smiling he then closed his fist tightly and said "WHAT" "We should make the moment special like romantic and such you know what I mean Puddin" getting up and putting my hand on my hip moving my hand. Then then raised his eyebrows and grabed my hands and said "Your right let's go I have a beach house that we can visit" I then raised my eyebrows "Really Puddin you have a beach house" he then smiled then laughed raising his head then grabbed my chin "What you don't believe me" asking creeply coming closer towards my face "No Puddin I believe you I'm just asking a question Puddin" I said chill coming up my spin. He still holding my chin up "You know I don't like questions dear Harley.....I don't have a beach house yet" he said then letting go of my chin then when he's about to walk out he then said "Until I kill the people who are in MY beach house" *Laughing* I then giggledand walked up to him and huged him and kissed my Puddin.
" We will leave next week but for now I have to take care of business and you need to come and be distraction to my client so get all dolled up I got you an present its upstairs and change into it" he said holding his cane crossing his hands. I then hug him and kiss him and run upstairs. Omg my Puddin has some taste in clothing dang I then put on the dress he got me it's opened in the back and showing some clevlege in the front and back showing my back tattoos saying "Joker's propert and say in front showing my tattoo saying "daddy's little monster" then he had got me a necklace saying "Joker" I then fell in love with. I then go down stairs and show Puddin my outfit and twirling around showing off the he starts clapping. "Ok now let's start heading out" he said walking towards the door "Wait Puddin!" I yelled him turning around looking worried "What's Wrong!" I this skip towards him and said "Your lipstick is starting to fade" I then got lipstick out and applied it on and kissed him and walked out. He then smiled and headed towards the car with me. As my Puddin starts backing out of the driveway "Puddin we need some music" I then put in my USB playing "Heathens" then we both look at each other then started laughing.

*20 minutes we arrived at the club*

We slowly walk in "Harley go have fun and I will later on call you over you got it" saying while I'm looking up at him and he's just looking straight looking at his henchmen and then nodded. I then walk in and start climbing on the chains and showing off to the other guys while Mr.J grinding his teeth together of jealously. I'm walking up and down the stage doing my flips and stuff like that getting close to the guys over here and Mr.J aiming his gun towards the guy trying to grab my butt then shot him but no one heard the bullet. He then calls me over so I walked over there trying to sexy walk. He then introduced me to him "This is My Harley" putting his arm around me "She looks fine" his gusts said to him then Puddin just froze and looked at him madly. "Well you can have her she now belongs to you take her home" he said while pushing me towards him and me in total chock but acting totally fine then his gust puts his arm around me grabbing my butt. The he looks at Mr.J watching with his mad evil eyes then he pushes me away from him then Mr.J looks even mader "Look I don't want no beef with you Mr.Joker I'm just here to talk business not here to steal your women" he said looking terrified inside but showing like he doesn't care "oh you don't want no beef ha no beaf" he said standing up with his arms wide open then gets in a kneeling position "oh please no beaf" he said hysterically.

"Yea man you know what I mean no beef no problems" Then Mr.J quickly gets up from kneeling position and grabed his guests gun quickly then *BOOM BOOM BOOM* he shot him dead and historically laughing "Let's go my dear Harley Quinn it's getting late and we have things to do" I then start laughing with him and we head out.

*20 minutes later*

We then pull in the driveway the Puddin carried me inside and upstairs into our bed room and asked "ok are you ready and do you want to to this?" Asking considered "Yes yes Puddin I'm ready" he then slowly starts taking off my shoes and underwear and starts kissing me then he grabbed my thigh roughly and next thing we started having it (sex).

*15 minutes later*

We just had our special moment together. Then is was silent we both had a smile on our faces then all of a sudden we start laughing historically then we looked at each other and we kissed.

Author:
They had they're first time together which is a very big deal for them celebrating their love for each other. But pretty soon they are going to have a big and more exciting moment together they will be trying to have a baby together.....well of anything doesn't come between them

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