Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)

Take the test

Joker's POV:
After the crazy night me and Harley we decided that she should take the pregnancy test.I was pacing back and forth waiting for her to finish. As I was pacing her phone started to ring so I answered it.

Joker- Hello

Jacob- Hello Harley? I've been waiting for you to answer me I just want to tell you how sorry I am and after college I've matured and I will like a second chance to make it right.

Joker- This is Harley's current boyfriend and soon to be father of our unborn child and if you think you can just keepon calling her after ignore your calls you need to take a hint DON'T EVER CALL MY HARLEY EVER AGIAN!!!

I then hear the door open " Who was that?" She said walking out of the restroom "I don't know you tell me who Jacob is and why he is calling you" I replied with a rude and questionable tone of voice. "What did he say to you" she asked squeezing her hand of fear :he was just ssying sorry and that he changed and 2nd chance bullshit" I said while my face was pale white turning into a bright red. She then sits me down and tells me about what happened and who he is too her. She is trying to calm me down but not working because all the stuff he did too MY wonderful Harley Quinn just made me want to kill him and put his dead body on display and throw darts at him. "Puddin, Daddy J I would leave you for a guy like that I've been waiting for you my whole life it was meant to be I just know it" she then runs into my arms and I then grabbed her chin "My dear Harley Quinn you know who the boss is?" I asked squeezing her chin even harder every second she takes before answering me " of course I know who the boss is its you Puddin!" She says with a big smile "Wait what did you mean with It's meant to be" I asked hoping to hear some good news "Puddin.....we're going to have a BABY!" She then runs into my arms open and wide for her to jump into them. We then made out passionately for about 5 minutes I was just so proud but I tried to keep my cool because if I showed my excitement too much she might forget about me being the boss and I'll have to give her a punishment and I've never gave her ond I only punch her which I later on regret. I then call my henchmen

Joker- Hello Henchmen I need you guys to go steal some baby furniture and shit like that clothes and bottles and shit and setup the baby room

Henchmen- Yes king J

Joker- and get us a doctor for when we get back

Henchmen- Yes sir we will get on it

Joker- get it done.

Harley POV:
I wake up next to my Puddin awake looking tired from last night and I could tell ya I am two. He then handed me a pregnancy test so I went to the restroom to take it I then see a plus sign I'm jumping up and down soo happy and say this was meant to be. I then walk out and J then turns around and is holding my phone in his hand I then ask him who he was on the phone with trying to keep my cool about the pregnancy test and the fact that Jacob has been calling me non stop. "Oh I don't know you tell me who Jacob is and why he is calling you and saying he's sorry and has changed and wants a second chance WITH MY HARLEY!" I then squeez my hand nervously I then sit J down and tell him who Jacob is too me.
"Jacob was my college boyfriend for about 3 years and he abused me and threatened me saying he will make the rest of my life a living hell he then tryed having sex with me but I didn't want to I still wasn't ready and I didn't want him to be my first I just knew someone else was supposed to be not him. I then left him and moved here then 5 years later I met the psycho path and I ended up loving him and that psycho path was you Puddin and it will always be you" I told him while tears rolling down my face and him whipping them off with his ice cold hands. And after our conversation I told him that I was pregnant but when I told him he didn't look as happy as I wanted him to be but I was happy with the way my life is now but I kinda miss the old me. I sometimes want to leave J and become a doctor agian and but I then look back on how depressed I was having no love not even thinking about getting a cat but now I'm happy and in love with the guy I've been waiting for the rest of my life I know now that my life has purpose.

Author:
Well J and Harley have been trying to have a baby and she's pregnant let's just hope nothing goes wrong. J still hasn't told her about Robin and she still thinks he has a "side chick" which isn't helping anything. Then Harley's ex abusive boyfriend calls her saying he wants to get back together but instead of Harley answering J does and gets mad but no one knows this (J called his henchmen and sent them to go kill Jacob) but shhh don't tell😉. Harley will soon find out what happened but maybe not for a long time. All Harley is worried about is J and their unborn child. J is still thinking Harley is forgetting who's the boss is and keeps punching her which she doesn't think its abuse because she kinfa understands where he's coming from but J feels bad every time he dose punch her and quickly regrets it but doesn't look back.

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