Introduction

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Howdy do, agents! (I'm gonna refer my readers as agents, mkay?) This book is about random and totally useless stuff. If you don't understand, don't read. Bye, agents!

Olive: Wow, Vanilla just wow!
Me: Okay! First of all, lose the attitude. 😑. Second of all, thank you for calling me by my rightful name.
Olive: *rolls eyes* Whatever. 😒.
Otto: Guys, guess what?!
Olive: Otto, if this is about soundcheck, I don't want to hear it.
Otto: 😕.
Me: She's in a bad mood.
Otto: 😎.
Me: You know what, I'm just gonna leave. Oona would you like to help?
Oona: Sure! Be sure to read,
Me: like,
Oona: and comment!
Both: Bye!

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