Shrek was in his bubbly bubble mud bath. He was enjoying the feeling on his beautiful green skin. He did not know someone was watching him. Someone unexpected. He jumped.
Shrek saw something bright red in the corner of the room, behind the sink.
He looked again with full attention and saw a very attractive man with bright red hair. "o hi- I um- what *cough* hi." the red head said. "GIT OUT OF MAH SWAMP!"
said shrek in a stern voice.
"o mister skrek sir, I mean no harm, I'm a huge fan of your work, almost a bigger fan than dan howell!"
"ha good one, no one beats my danny boy"
"okok"
skreks teeth were a beautiful yellow.
"my name is sassy gerard. call me sassy."
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" shreks voice reverberated around his house.
"i" sassy fainted. (did he die - jasmin)
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to be continued -rat 0 & 2
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