Superfruit Rewind

1. Between Cuts - An Intro to Superfruit (general, pg-13)

A dialogue-only experiment on what Scott and Mitch cut out of their very first episode of Superfruit. Platonic Scomiche, but a little inappropriate because they're them.

This might make more sense if you refresh your memory on the episode first.

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"What's up everyone? Welcome to...huh."

"Wait, should we do this again? That's kinda bad."

"We're like ten seconds into vlogging and we're already so bad at it."

"Should we? Let's try again. Okay okay."

"Let's try it from the top."

"One, two, three..."

"Wait, is the camera on?"

"...Yes? Yes."

"You sure?"

"Not at all."

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"So welcome to Superfruit, the new amazing channel on YouTube."

"Amazing?"

"Shut up. It'll be amazing."

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"I am 21 years old."

"I am also 21. But like a younger, better looking version of 21."

"That is not true."

"It really is."

"You suck."

"You wish."

"Ew!"

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"We became best friends at age ten? Ten."

"Ten."

"Yes."

"And then last year the community theatre where we met burned down and the shrine to our awesome that was the Previous Productions photo board burned down with it."

"And I'm sad."

"Me too."

"Nobody but other CATS alums are going to care about that."

"Probably not."

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"We are as gay as a rainbow-sharting unicorn and best friends forever, but that goes without saying."

"Ew!"

"Over the top?"

"L'il bit."

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"I think we should, um, just like tell fun facts about each other."

"Fun facts? Oh! I've got one!"

"Not that one."

"You don't even know what I was going to—"

"Not that one either."

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"I was like nah, this is so mainstream."

"Ha ha! Mainstream is like so totally like lame, dude."

"Totally. Except when there's like boobs and stuff to jack off to, know what I'm saying?"

"Keep it PG for the kids there, Trent."

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"No, I, y'know, I don't hate it. I saw the third one in theatres."