Aries - An arduous hike followed by chili dogs and a boxing match
Taurus - Six course candlelit dinner, then inspired love poetry and a guitar solo
Gemini - Round of golf followed by a large garden cocktail party
Cancer - Quiet home cooked meal with deep intimate sharing (incidentally, home is close to the bedroom)
Leo - Fifth Avenue shopping spree, then take a limo to a fine Italian restaurant
Virgo - Origami class followed by visit to ultra hygienic restaurant designed for the chemically sensitive
Libra - Dinner at moderately priced chain restaurant, then a video showing of "When Harry Met Sally"
Scorpio - "Phantom of the Opera," nightcap in Goth bar, pretended sympathy filled with scary sex vibes of intense longing
Sagittarius - Gallop in the mountains followed by helicopter trip to remote lodge that serves game
Capricorn - A walk (it's free) and Dutch dinner at the local greasy spoon
Aquarius - Social protest march followed by vegan barbeque with tree people
Pisces - Whatever you want to do is fine by me
