ARIES
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."
"Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
"Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it."
TAURUS "
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
GEMINI
"It is not length of life, but depth of life."
"All life is an experiment."
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
CANCER
"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."
"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out."
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
LEO
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
VIRGO
"Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist."
"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line."
LIBRA
"Unbeing dead isn't being alive."
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
SCORPIO
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."
SAGITTARIUS
"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."
"May you live every day of your life."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
CAPRICORN
"You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave."
"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."
"Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact."
"This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it."
AQUARIUS
"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round."
"There is no wealth but life."
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."
PISCES
"Life is wasted on the living."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me"."
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
