[SDMN] Ship Preferences

Pick-Up Lines

Minizerk- 

Simon: "I've got an oral exam later. Can I practice with you?"  

Josh: "What? That doesn't have anything to do with anyone."

 Simon: "Well I thought it was clever so fuck you." 

Josh: "Please do." 

Vobi- 

Vik: "I can't think straight around you." 

Tobi: "That's unbelievably cliche. C'mon, your puns are better than that." 

Vik: "I know, I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything better." 

KStar- 

JJ: "Are you a piece of art because I'd like to nail you against a wall." 

Vik: "Oh yeah? Name one painting." 

JJ: "Uhh the Mozart Lisa?" 

Vik: "Mona Lisa. Mozart is a completely different guy."

KSimon- 

JJ: "Nice ass..." 

Simon: "Why thank you." 

JJ: "What time does it open?" 

Simon: "Excuse me but I am Christian man of Jesus."