People featured:
Percy
Annabeth
Jason
Athena
Percy:Guys guess what?!
Annabeth:Who have you annoyed now?!
Jason:Hey! No need to be snide owl face!🕷
Percy:Jason I didn't know you had a death wish and also Annabeth's right.
Annabeth:Of course I am and Jason you better sleep with one eye open. And also Percy who declared war on you?
Percy:Let's just say that Athena was not in the mood for a shower with all her clothes on.
Annabeth:Percy! You absolute IDIOT! You know what happens when you do that and I'm sure that this time your Dad won't be there to take the blame. Where are you anyway?
Jason:Bro. How many times do you need to be told.
Percy:To answer Annabeth's question I'm locked in a cage thanks to Athena and to answer Jason's question. The amount of times it takes for someone to loose it and vaporize me.
Annabeth:Idiot.
Jason:Sorry bro. I agree with Annabeth.
Annabeth:You're not of the hook Jason.
Jason:Dam it.
Annabeth:Percy do you want us to come and get you?
Percy:Yes please. No offense but your mothers very scary angry.
Annabeth:I'm surprised you only figured that out now.
Percy:JUST COME AND GET ME!
Annabeth:Fine.
Jason:Can I help?
Annabeth:You want to left with me with no witnesses and you made angry. Percy's right you do have a death wish.
Jason:You're right I'll bring Frank as a bodyguard.
Percy:Frank made Annabeth angry as well and can some one just come and get me?!!!!!!!!
Annabeth:Fine me Piper and Hazel are coming.
Percy:Thank you.
Athena:You're not going anywhere Sea Spawn.
Percy:I said I'm sorry. I thought you were Apollo.
Athena:I read the other texts.
Percy:Schist.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Percy Jackson jokes.
RandomThis is a fanfic that has NO plot and is just what would happen if HOO characters texted each other. There may also be cameos of dead people just for a chapter. I hope you enjoy it and find it funny.
