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Me: hey guys it's been a while

Jeff: yeah it has been where the fuck where you?!

Me: non of your cock sucking business!!

Jeff: damn girl chill!

Me: -_- I fucking hate you, so ok here is the question of the day *drum roll* editanime_27@ says NOOOOO!!!! BEEENNNNN!!!!!

Ben: #scaredforlife

Me:... ok moving on kandyizzc@ says D: rip Ben and I dare Eyeless Jack to give everyone some kidneys and eat it!! 😀 ....

Eyeless Jack: NUUUUUUU!!!! their my kidneys!! All yall bitches back off

Slenderbianca: look Jack as much as we don't want any of your damn kidneys you have to do it, you signed the truth or dares rule agreement!

Eyeless jack: fine..... *grabs his bag of kidneys while grumbling* here...

Jeff: *looks down at the kidney leans over to me and says* do we really have to eat it?

BEN: I don't want to....

Me: to fucking bad you have to

Voodoo doll: *already ate his kidney*

Everyone: *turns to look at voodoo doll* ........

Voodoo doll: .... WHAT!?!? it was right there! I was hungry! END OF STORY!...

Me: diva next is hoi-im-lazari@ says -crosshatch- hey guys I'm can I join *whispers* I have a lovely life *and goes by Jeff and hugs him* there there us pale people are always the one to be tortured.

Jeff: FINALLY!! someone understands my pain...

Ben:.... Nobody gives a shit about your pale ass Jeff

Toby: oh shit Jeff you just got roasted!!!!

Jeff: the only thing that's gonna get roasted is ur stupidity *sniffs the air* do you smell that?

Toby: smell what? *Sniffs around*

Jeff: I think it's your brain trying to think *laughs loudly*

Me: both of you shut the fuck up does this look like a roast fest... So next question is by Shadow_melody@ says BEEEENNNNN- SENPAIIIII!!!!!

BEN: I feel so special :3

Jeff: there's nothing special about you to begin with

Me: SHUT UP DID I TELL YOUR DUMBASS TO TALK NO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! *clears throat* ChristiamKowalski@ says pls add me in

Toby: ooooooo can we keep her can we, can we plsssss

Me: OK but your taking care of her got it?

Toby: yes ma'am *carries ChristianKowalski to his room*

.........

Voodoo doll: it's ..... Quiet up their....

Me: yeah.... Well continuing Undead_777 says- EVERYBODY SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I'VE GOT PRESENTS
*Gives Sally a new doll that can be torn apart* Enjoy tiny child

Sally: thank you Santa! :D

*Gives Ben a Playstation 4 with games* if you already have one I don't care

Ben: Wow thanks I've been in need of a new Playstation cause someone broke my last one *glares at Jeff*

*Gives Jeff a new knife and a knife sharpener* stab it into someone's eye for me, Kay? *Le wink*

Jeff: as you wish * runs out of the mansion and heads into town to cause a masicure*

*Gives EJ a bag full of fresh organs* Enjoy

Eyeless Jack: is it Christmas today?

*Gives cloudlover1 specially made rope* for when you can't keep things under control

Me: OMG YASSSSSSS *Grins evily* oh Jeff~ could u come here a for a sec

Jeff: *walkes back in with blood everywhere* what?

Me:*throws rope at Jeff and gets him around the waists* yeha!!!

*Gives *Masky 3 cheesecakes* don't eat it all at once. You'll choke.

Masky: *choking on the cheesecakes*

Hoodie: god damn it Masky!!! *Starts to perform the himleg on him*

*Gives hoodie new camera lenses and a new camera* use it to keep your memories safe, and never forget

Hoodie: "starts crying* I'll never forget

*Gives slendy a journal* for when you need to vent, trust me, it helps

Slendy: thank you my child another journal to add to my collection

*Drops a huge box full of cookies on the ground for everyone else* cookies for everyone!

Everyone: *Cheers and celebrates*

*Checks the time* oh! I gotta go! See ya!

Sally: noooo plz don't go Santa :'(

Toby: plzzzzzzzz!!!

Jeff: Toby shut the fuck up it's only cute when Sally does it, it's cringy when you do it

Me: Jeff leave him alone. You dick head well thanks for more questions than ever guys and as always stay sexy by~

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 25, 2017 ⏰

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