when playing football my dads foot got lost. Again.
"oh dad you silly bugger!" i muttered
"ughhhh ohhhhh!" he said
let me translate that for you "sorry!"
"ugh arrrrrrrrrrr!" said mum
that means "oh dear. not again!"
"what?" said Sammy, AKA my brother
"our familys seriously messed up" said Mina, my sister. who unfortuantely is a low life, likes to look on the darker side of things.
"come on, lets search!" i said
"lets!" said mum. but it sounded more like a "rrrrrraaaaaa"
so we began searching until no one could find it.
"nope. not here"
"no luck for me, either"
"reeeeeeeeeebbbbbbuuuurrrr" said mum
"dddddddddrrrrrrr" said dad
"no" sighed Mina "not here"
next mums hand got stuck in the sink while washing the pots.
"ooooorrrrr aaaaaakkkk" said mum.
"rrrrrrrrrrr" said dad just loping into the kitchen.
"oh silly mummy!" said tiny jim sitting in his high chair clapping his hands and giggling.
"jimmy shut up!" said saddo Mina
"no why don't you!" said Sammy
"oi, you can't tell me what to do!"
"neither can you!"
"well.........well.....well"
"your so argumentative!" laughed Sammy
"oooooooo rrrrrrrrr kkkkkkkk!". "shut up. both of you!" said dad
"ugh but daaaaaad!?" said Mina
"ffffff rrrrrrr!". mum said "or the alternative is GET TO YOUR BEDROOMS!"
"ughhhhhh"
"ughhhhhh"
"shut up you!"
"no!"
then Mina slopped off to her room to mope and post more saddo status' on facebook.
"ha lol!" said Sammy "WIMP!"
"ssshhhhhhhhhhhh!". "grounded Sambo!" said mum
"ughhhh"
"ffffrrrr" . "well i did tell you once before" said mum
"fine!" said Sammy
so he slopped off as well.
"dddddd oooooo?" mum said "do you mind taking jimmy out?"
"sure!" so i slopped off to dig my coat out of the pile.
At the park Jimmy kept pointing at all the pretty flowers and saying "poop" and "wol" while his finger was in his mouth.
"do me a favour, Jimmy?"
"weah!"
"shut up!"
"waaaaaa!" he mumbled "do i wav to?"
"yes now jog on!"
so he was quiet for a very long time after that.
When we finally got home and Jimmy was fast on i whispered something to Sammy
"Jimmy says your a big poop!"
"WHAT?!" he screamed
"rrrrrrrrrrrr" said mum because she was watching TV 'im a celebrity' and it was getting to the credits.
"oh sod off mum!" said Sammy
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" said mum "FESSSSS"
"rrrrrrrr" said dad "AND DON'T SWEAR"
"it's not swearing!" he said "god!"
and he walked out.
i giggled under my breath a bit at that because i just wanted the couch to myself.
then i went on my Iphone and suddenly something on facebook blared up on my screen.
"oh my, yikes!"
"ummm one sec mum, dad"
i phoned my friend and tried to whisper:
"whats up, huh hun?"
she suddenly cried out and with that cry came:
"oh Pen i can't take it anymore"
"Mel whats up honestly!"
"thingy split up with me!"
"is that it?" i yelled "seriously girl get over him because you can't even remember his name!"
"i know but he was so.......so.....look i even did ma nails for him!"
"i can't see your nails, dufus!"
"oh yeaaaaaah"
so i clicked off.
Actually, i was on facebook most of the night looking at my friends status' and it was quite amusing reading 'Omg ive just broke up with my boyfriend' and 'Omg 'i'm a celebs just finished i wish it would never stop' so i finally got fed up and talked to my boyfriend Frank although he's the most unpopular he's still very cute.
"hai" i put
he put back "go away your dumped!"
"what :(" i put back
he didn't answer.
so i switched my Iphone off and gazed at the telly for a while and then talked to myself in bed for a bit until i dozed off.
the next day, when i was at school i was talking to my friend and my ex waddled up to me
"awwkwward!" i thought and did a mischeivous smile.
"whats up with you?" Melissa asked
"oh ermmmm bye" he said
"what was that all about?" she asked "have you two split up an all?"
"urmmmm i think so"
"OMG BABES!" she said "i'm so sorry for you"
"pfffft!" i mumbled "like you'd care!"
"what did you say babes?"
"nowt dun't matter!" i sighed
