He turned the key in the lock and opened the door. To his horror he saw the sickening color of Pepto Bismol Pink flooding the room. That was it, this psycho chick had done it again.
So let me fill you in, I met this girl at a bar at one of my favorite restaurants, Olive Garden, and she was cool for a while. It's been about two weeks since we started dating but the past 3 days this chick has gone overboard. Majorly. Amber, that was her name by the way, started first by putting these air fresheners in my car, I mean don't get me wrong, I don't enjoy stank, but I don't enjoy the smell of rainbows and teddy bears either, especially in what used to be my masculine black dodge charger. Now it was not so masculine.
Now I remember it quite well, what she said to me after I entered my car and replied to the sickening smell with a "What the heck happened in here?!"
"Oh that's just something I picked up when you dropped me off at Bath & Body Works. Don't you like it?" She said to me with the most adorable smile on her face-Wait, I was getting distracted, why does she always have to distract me from her craziness by using her good looks?
Anyways-that's how it all started, and now, somehow, she had infested my apartment with fuzzy blankets and pillows, a stuffed bear on the mantel over the fire place in my apartment-pink rug on the bathroom floor.
"Hey Babe! Like the redecoration? I just wanted to be more comfortable when I'm staying over." She said to me.
"No-No, no, no." How was I supposed to break it to her softly, how am I supposed to break it off with this crazy psychotic female. I knew what she was going to do, as soon as I started to protest, like I did last time, she would seduce me, she would get her way-and I would be stuck.
Stuck is what I would be.
