About Meh Derpy Lil Life

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1.) I am addicted to playing Agar.io

At first, I thought the game to be ridiculous. But when I played it more and more, it was the only thing I played all day. Basically, you're a little circle (us agar.io players call them blobs ^_^) that starts off small. Your objective is to grow and make it to number 1 on the leader board. You can team with other players to get to number 1 faster but you have to be careful not to die. I haven't been this addicted to something since Poptropica and Club Penguin XD


2.) I have a fear of needles, insects, and heights

Whenever I go to get my shots, doctors either have to hold me down or wait 30 minutes to put the needle in.

I've always had a fear of ants since I was a baby. So for fun, I burn, drown, and crush ants because I hate them. Whenever I kill one, I feel sad because I feel like a bad person. I kind of sound stupid. You're probably thinking,"THEN DON'T KILL THE ANTS, YOU IDIOT," but I get so scared I do it anyways.

Whenever I'm on a bridge, I can't help but get freaked out. Especially when it's a long bridge and I'm in a car. Absolutely terrifying if you ask me.


3.) I'm a Pisces

Pisces are known to be sweet and innocent. NOT. ME. AT. ALLLLLL! People think I'm nice so I could say I'm sweet but, innocent? Nerp. Not since 5th grade when I went into a new school. Those kids ruined me, man. T-T

4.) I HAD SCARLET FEVER! ;-; TWICEEEE

In fourth grade, I got Scarlet fever. It's super rare. Basically, there's a bright red rash or just red dots that appear on your whole body. I had recently had strep throat and BAM! That's when I got it. It was complete hell...Then I got it two years later and had to be sent to the ER again.

5.) I love it when people give me weird nicknames

My favorites so far are:
-Le Queen of All Potatoes
-Food Goddess
-Unitato
I love weird nicknames because they match with my own lil weirdness.

6.) I'm elective when it comes to music

Music is my life. I love pop, r&b, alternative, punk rock, metal, rap, country, etc.

7.) I've loved dogs since I could walk :) literally

Dogs have always been lil cute creatures I enjoy ^_^

8.) I can either be social or shy

It depends on who I'm talking to :p

9.) I'm a tomboy AND a girly girl...

There are days where I'm a complete tomboy and other days where the girly side of me comes out.

10.) I'm a Uni-tato

Half unicorn. Half potato. I'd appreciate it if you'd call me that ^-^

10.) Creepypastas are awesome <3

Jeff The Killer & Smile, Masky & Hoodie, Rainbow Factory, Zero, Ben Drowned, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Jane the Killer, Sally, etc. = My scary ass loves

11.) I've had a crush on my neighbor/best friend for as long as I could remember

I've had a crush on him since I was...I think 8. It's been said that he likes me back. My derpy self just exploded into little rainbows. Do you know how many times I've tried to force myself not to like him anymore? DIDN'T WORK! Still have the biggest crush on dis guy. It's cwazy.

12.) I'm bi-sexual

I wouldn't mind dating a girl ;)

13.) Foods before Dudes = my fav quote evaaaaa

14.) I love meeting new people

If you ever want to talk, don't be afraid to pm me. I'd love to meet you ^-^

15.) I am afraid to tell the truth

Who isn't? I can never just say "god damn, that pimple on your forehead looks JuIcY! But it's nAsTy," and things like that XD

16.) I am a pretty daring person

As long as it doesn't involve my crush(es), I'm good :)

17.) I suck at trying to make people feel better

You know how your best friend has the power to make you feel happy again? Yeah...I don't have that magic. The only thing I can do to make you feel better is to make you laugh by hurting myself. Imagine how many bruises I get T-T

18.) I have 300000 different laughs

Real laugh, "I really don't care" laugh, cute laugh when I'm around my crush, snorting, the laugh where I start clapping like a retarded seal and have weird noises come out of my mouth because I can't breathe, etc. ^-^

19.) I have two different personalities...

One minute, I'm all nice and friendly and then BAM! Bitch mode activated.

20.) I like to make up random scenarios in meh head

Who doesn't do this 24/7?

OKAII! I'm finally done. Took me 3 months but still...I did it B)


I shall pass this challenge down to:

Mystery269

Jazminv0523

SuperDuperSparkly

The_Boss_101

rocksta23

and @ other imaginary people cuz I'm a loser and have no frens ^-^

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