How Harry's Fifth Year could have gone

How to be a bad host

Harry lowered the paper.

"What is special about that?" Harry asked Lupin.

"Wait and see." Lupin answered.

Then, a house began moving slowly right in-between to others. It was very strange, see an entire street stretch to make place for anther house. No wonder most of the houses were put on sale.

"Did you see that?" Harry said in awe.

"No" Dudley answered. "Nothing at all there."

"Good, since it wil be to much of a risk to show you the location you will live in an illusion. You will be in an extremely dangerous magical house and you will not even notice until you make a mistake and never notice something ever again!" Moody said. "Isn't that nice?" Tonks asked them.

The Dursleys were creeped out of their minds.

Harry just entered the door while Moody pushed the Dursleys in. Uncle Vernon walked into something and it fell. It appeared to be an umbrella stand made out of a dragon paw. "O no!" Tonks said.

Curtains slashed open and a painting with an old woman in it began jelling to them.

"TRAITORS! SCUM! HOW COULD YOU BEFOUL THE NOBLE HOUSE OF THE BLACKS BY TAKING MUGGLES INTO IT? THEY SHOULD BE PRAYING ON HANDS AND KNEES FOR EVEN BEING IN THE PRESENCE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF WIZARDS! WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE, THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO BURY WHEN I'M DONE WITH THEM AND EVERY MUDBLOOD IN EXISTENCE!"

A dark figure appeared out of nowhere. "Shut up old hag!" The figure said.

"YOU?"

"TRAITOR! I AM ASHAMED OF EVEN..."

The figure closed the curtains and thank goodness the painting stopped. The figure turned to Harry and gave him a smile.

"Hello Harry, I see you met my dearest mother."

"Sirius?"

"No, chaotic."

"Of course I'm Sirius! Good to see you Harry! How was your summer? Did that scar hurt again? Do you need something?" Sirius Black ranted.

"Let the boy breathe Sirius." Tonks told Sirius. Sirius stopped but still looked at Harry with a worried expression. Harry felt delighted that he had an adult that would be so concerned about him. Most teens would want their parents to shut up, but Harry never got see the downside.

"Sirius Black?" Petunia screamed. "Like in Sirius Black that killed those innocent people long ago?"

"You serious?" Lupin asked her with a disapproving expression. "No, he's Sirius! Do something!"

"Why?"

That moment, the curtains opened again and everybody except Petunia covered their ears.

"He's a criminal!"

"HE'S A TRAITOR!"

"He's a murderer!"

"HE PUTS PUREBLOOD TO SHAME!"

"He should be in prison!"

"HE SHOULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE, HERE AND NOW!"

With great difficulty, Lupin, Sirius, Moody and Tonks closed the curtains once again. Sirius casted a silencing charm to Petunia that got her to shut up.

"Yes, I am Sirius black. Nice to meet." He sarcastically said.

Petunia could only "mmmm mm mmm" behind the charm.