Joke's On Us

I Love You-H:Harley pov

WARNING: This chapter will involve many sexual descriptions. If you are young or do not care for these scenes then skip or wait for the next chapter. I will review any important information in the next chapter that was in this one.

I woke up at 2:00 a.m. I had a nightmare, but I couldn't remember what it was about. I felt the space next to me and felt Joker's bare chest. He was here. He would protect me. I'm okay. "Harley?" He asked me, half awake.

"I'm sorry.. I had a .."

"A what, Doll?"

"Nightmare. I'm FIVE right?" I laughed softly.

"Come here." He sat up and held me against him. He stroked my hair. "You can tell me anything." He was always protective and loving towards me but never this gentle and sweet. Maybe it was because he was tired.

"I don't even remember it. Um Puddin?"

"Yesss?"

"I wanna kiss you a little." I was never this shy or shut down around anyone. I was vulnerable.

"Well I wanna kiss you a lot." He smirked.

My confidence grew again. "How much is a lot?"

"More than anything."

"Where do you wanna kiss me, J?" I smiled and tilted my head.

"Oh Doll Face I wanna kiss you wherever you have skin." I licked my lips and his breathing grew heavy.

"My neck?"

"Yes."

"My stomach?"

"Yes."

"My thighs?"

"Yessss." He was breathing very hard and fast now.

"My-" I was cut off. Joker grabbed my shoulders and his lips crashed onto mine. He begged for entrance and I teased him by denying. His right hand slipped lower and lower and onto my crotch. I opened my mouth and let him in. I touched his chest, tracing his tattoos. He threw me under him while taking my shirt off. I was left in my bra and underwear. He bit his lip and clicked his tongue. I threw my head back as he kissed my neck, sucking sweetly at the skin. He trailed kisses down to my breasts. With one hand he held me up and the other un clasped my bra. I moaned. He sucked at my skin and massaged my breast. "Mmm" I moaned as he massaged my breast but kissed me on my lower stomach. My stomach burned. I wanted more. He looked up at me and smiled wide. Then he took his other hand and felt over my panties. They were wet.

"Oh come to Daddy." He groaned. With his teeth he took my underwear off and unbuckled his pants. "Touch me, Angel." I leaned forward and slid his pants down. He was left in boxers and me in nothing. My eyes begged him to give me release. "More." He commanded. I stuck my tongue out and grabbed him over the boxers. He swung his hips forward into my hand more. Slowly he slid his middle finger inside of me and I gasped. He added another and started pumping in and out of me. I was moaning.

"Puddin" I gasped as his tongue ran over my opening over and over again. My legs were slightly shaking. "Oooh" I moaned as he hit my sweet spot. He exposed himself to me and I took him in my mouth. I had him moaning my name in seconds.

"I'm close. Just let me.. I'm close" I pulled off and he looked me in the eyes, gaining my permission before sliding his length in me. He rocked back and forth into me and I felt myself release. Joker pulled out and touched himself as he sprayed onto my lower stomach. "Oh baby." He moaned before dropping down next to me.

"Mr. J?"

"Yes dear?"

"I love you." He paused. It was a long pause. And then he got up and went to the bathroom. I heard the shower running and I began to cry. He didn't love me.