Matty B Pov
-Xmas-
I woke up to the alarm of my brand new single- Swagmas. Cuz ya know i is swag af ya know LMFOOO. It was officially coming out today on iTunes so of course I had to make a dope ass tweet bout it and let my 10 year old fans know
Yo just dropped a sick beat. Go check it out its lit af LMFAOOO
I smiled as I pressed "tweet" and watched the comments flow in
Omg Matty MARRY ME KINF ASF
OMG DADDY
BABEEE
YASSSS BITCH SLAY LMAOOO
YOU ARENT ASS GOOD AS JACOB!!!!
I laughed my ass off again. Jacob? Who DAFUQ is Jacob?
I got curious and decided to look him up.
Normal Pov
Matty got out his MacBook and googles "Jacob" it immediately came up with pictures of an elf.
'Aww this bitch kinda cute' he thought, smiling to himself.
'I never knew elves were real'
He looked at his wiki page and found his sure name, age and gender and also found out that he wasn't an elf which disappointed Matty.
'... Rolf Sartorious...' He started saying his name in his head.
'Rolf... What THE FUCK LMAOOO THIS BITCH-'
He looked at some more images and realised that
He kinda cute
Matty felt butterflies swirling in his empty stomach. This was a feeling he was unfamiliar with, yet he always sings about it so idefk what this guy is at
He shut his laptop- scared at what these feeling were. His tummy rumbled
"Eh who gives a fuck anyways?" He said. He got up from his Frozen bed as he made his way downstairs to the kitchen. He was greeted by a happy mum
"Mornin Mat"
"Shut the fuck up mom"
"LMFAOOO bitch sit your crusty ass down"
Matty did what he was told and sat in his high chair
"It's filming day today"
"I don't give a shitty titty"
"Aye LMFAOO but you have to film for YouTube. Bringin in them bucks"
"OH AYE LMFAOOO"
"LMFAOOO"
"LMFAOOO"
Aye ok but what u gonna film?" She question as Matty shoved 2 pancakes in his mouth.
"It's a secret"
"LMFAOO U SNEAKY SHIT"
"AYE LMFAOO"
2 hours later
Matty B had spent the last 2 hours stalking Jacob. He finally came to the conclusion that he was inlove. The butterflies
The thinking he's cute
The stalking
It was so obvious
Matty realised that he's gay af
'I'm gay... Cool. Imma make a coming out vid cuz I had no other ideas and I don't have time to autotune my voice so I guess this'll do' he thought as he got the camera equipment set up
"YO GUYSS. Matty B here. I'm making this vid cuz I realised somfin today and that is that I'm gay. I am in love with a guy... His name is Jacob Sartorious. And if do anything to kiss his tender lips..."
He started tearing up
"But yknow, it's hard sometimes. *sniff* cuz my mom says she wants me to love a girl but ya idgaf what my mom says anyway. So that's it guys bye. Also buy my new song on iTunes it's lit. Aight bye
He turned the camera off... He didn't bother editing it cuz he was a lil shit and did do fuck all. Lazy ass hoe.
Just like me, right guys this is the end of the chapter it's as short as Jacobs dick but who cares
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Bye
