The Water Bottle and The Sexy Saliva

Shun was drinking water from a bottle when Tomohisa walked in, looking very thirsty. He saw Shun drinking a delicious-looking water. He tried to resist the temptation of Shun sexily and seductively drinking the delicious-looking water, unfortunately, he failed.

"Hey there sexy, you've got some delicious-looking water there. Can I have some?" Tomohisa asked, seductively. Shun stopped drinking and looked at him. "Uuuuhh...No, because no matter how sexy I am, I don't want you tasting my sexy saliva. They are reserved for one person only." Shun said.

"And I'm sure your sexy saliva is meant for me." Tomohisa said, winking.

"I had Kai personally retrieved and delivered this from a mountain spring." Shun said. "It'll be a waste if I gave it to somebody as unsexy as you."

Tomohisa was getting impatient and he really wanted to have a taste of that delicious-looking water from Shun's sexy lips, so he pounced on Shun, ripping the water bottle from his hands using his mouth.

Shun smacked Tomohisa across the face, sending the water bottle flying to the other side of the room. Shun crawled quickly but elegantly to the the water bottle as fast as he could  but was stopped by Tomohisa when he grabbed Shun's foot and threw him away from the bottle.

"Hey watch the face! This face is too sexy to be ruined." Shun said.  Tomohisa took hold of the water bottle and desperately licked the rim to taste Shun's residual sexy saliva.

Shun was so disgusted at Tomohisa. Purito was passing by, selling water bottles. "Hey, can I buy some? Here's my wallet. Okay, bye~ off you go." Shun said, giving his wallet to Purito and shooing him away. He was still disgusted at Tomohisa, so disgusted because the unsexy dude was still desperately licking the rim of the water bottle.

Purito was passing by again and this time, he was selling a bazooka, so Shun gave Purito some of his credit cards and shooed him away again. He loaded the bazooka with water bottles and fired it at Tomohisa, who was still busy licking the water bottle.

The water bottle that Shun fired got stuffed at Tomohisa's open mouth, causing him to fall over. Shun fired another shot and hit it directly at the other's butt hole, causing him to die.

Shun melted Tomohisa's unsexy dead body and poured it inside a water bottle which he asked Purito to sell to the B-project people.

Author's note:

I really love Shun and Tomo XD I have no idea what just happened here -_- Tomohisa never meant to end  up like this but it just did :3 so Ryuuji's probably going to pour Tomo's remains in the toilet.

I just read that "purito" means little cigar in spanish, but it's a term that we use here for somebody poor or broke :3