I walked down the hallway in silence. I clutched my book tightly to my chest.
Damien had been eyeing me off all day. I'm not sure if I liked it or not.
After school-
I walked to my car and placed my bag on the hood. The sun beamed down on my head and warmed my back.
I pulled my keys out and unlocked my car, the car beeped and clicked as the locks released.
As I pulled the door open I felt eyes on my back. I swung around to see Damien eyeing me.
He closed the space between us and smiled widely.
"Hey, what's up beautiful?" He quizzed.
"The sky" I answered.
A deep laugh rumbled out of his belly, and his head shook.
"That's why I like you, you're funny" he added after laughing some more.
"No not really" I replied already feeling bored.
"Well I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go to the dance with me?" He suddenly quizzed.
"Hahaha! That's hilarious!" His face suddenly went from happy to shocked.
"What?!" He roared.
"You think I'm that desperate that I would go on a date with you!?" I laughed loudly, I was definitely attracting attention.
His eyes turned dark as he leaned in, I realised he was going to try and kiss me.
I have to pull out the big guns
He inched closer and I closed my eyes.
A massive fart erupted from my anus, and I started levitating about the ground.
Damien yelled as he stumble backwards.
I smirked to myself as I watched him grow smaller and smaller as I flew higher and higher.
The farts became slower and less manly. The started to stutter and finally stopped.
By now I higher than the clouds and my wings had sprouted.
They were majestic cooked, smothered in sauce chicken wings.
I sighed as I flew far away into my home heaven.
JK I FELL DOWN INTO HELL MY TRUE HOME CAUSE I AM SATAN!!!!!
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