Authors note: ok so a few notes here ok so to start dipper and bill are dating (obs) so dipper walks in on bill being his weird fabulous self (undertale joke just for inkachu) + human bill AU
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It was starting to get irritating, Bill has been sneaking off in the middle of the day, so Dipper being the curious boy that he is, decided to look for the blonde boy he calls his boyfriend. Walking through the shack half an hour later after giving up on his search, he decided to go to the bathroom to pee then up to his room to study. He turns the handle, looks up and freezes, OH, GOD, NO. Standing there in front of a full body length mirror in a metteton type pose is Bill in tight black leather like pants and purple knee high heeled boots, face flushed. Bill stands up straight (lol only thing thats straight) "Um, Bill, what are you doing?" The boy with a pine tree on his hat questions. The blonde stares at him "Ah um eh-ah..." his speechless (for once) then suddenly he dashed, dodging Dipper on his way out yelling at the top of his lungs "I REGRET NOTHING!!!!".
Authors note: I'm sorry I regret everything this is terrible but I was bored and @Inkachu you so I was like 'k'
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Random Fabulousness
HumorInkachu and I were in art when see decides to have a competition 'best random fanfic' so me being bored out of my mind was like sure I guess so yeah here...
