Warriors Spoofs

"Da Moose Song"

Firestar: Hello, my children, and welcome back to "Pizza Kids!"

Dovewing: Firestar? Can I make an announcement? 

Firestar: ._. No! You did not share your popcorn! NOW YOU MUST PAY MWAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Dovewing: Bruuuuuuuuuuh -_- 

Bumblestripe: _-_ 

Firestar: Riiiiiiiight, anyway.

Dovewing: Can I PLEEEASE make my announcement?

Firestar: No

Dovewing: Please?

Firestar: No

Dovewing: *leaps onto Firestar* YOU WILL LET ME MAKE IT

Firestar: *throws Dovewing off* Never!

Dovewing: *smirks* Ooooooh, Smellyfeather! 

Smellyfeather: *falls from sky* You called?

Dovewing: >:) Yes

Firestar: Okay okay make your dumb announcement! Just get him away from me.

Smellyfeather: Awww, Firestar. You don't like me?

Firestar: ._. No

Smellyfeather: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO CATS WHO DISS SMELLYFEATHER? 

Firestar: LEAVE ME ALONE! *runs*

Smellyfeather: *runs after Firestar*

Dovewing: *clears throat* Ahem ahem. TODAY I WILL BE SINGING TO YOOOOOOU

Jayfeather: *face paw* Oh great StarClan

Bumblestripe: Yeah! Go Dovewing! Whoooo! <3 

Dovewing: Thank you, Bumblestripe

Tigerheart: *grumbles*

Dovewing: MOOSE, MOOSE, THIS IS THE SONG ABOUT MOOSES. MOOSE. I GUESS THE PLURAL OF MOOSE IS MOOSE. YEAH

Plumstar: Moose is the plural of moose!

Dovewing: I KNOW THAT

Raggedstar: And moose is singular of moose.

Dovewing: THAT'S WHAT I SAID. DA MOOSES IS DA A PLURAL

Plumstar: *burps* 

Dovewing: PEE WEE. PEE WEE. PEE WEE 

Lionblaze: *whistles*

Dovewing; *lowers voice* PEE WEE YEAH PEE WEEDS

Bumblestripe: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

Dovewing: *bows* THANK YOU

Plumstar: *smirks* For licking it

Ivypool: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME