Spacebook (Star Wars humour)

3. Satirizing Names

3. Satirizing Names

Ahsoka Tano posted: I just thought of something great!

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Anakin Skywalker: What is it Snips?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You should stop dating Lux?

Lux Bonteri: You should tell master Kenobi to shut up?

Anakin Skywalker: You should tell Lux to pay more respect towards my master?

Chancellor Palpatine: You should kill all Jedi and join the Dark Side?

Mace Windu: Why would she do that? Why did you even ask such a question?

Chancellor Palpatine: Ah I was just bored.
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Anakin Skywalker posted: So what was that great thing Ahsoka Tano wanted to say?

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Ahsoka Tano: Well, I was playing this word game and someone did the word "Ana". I had the letters I K G N so I added "kin" to "ana" but I still had G left.

Anakin Skywalker: So?

Ahsoka Tano: So it became Anaking!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hahaha! Good one!

Anakin Skywalker: Finally someone realizes who's the real king here!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: -__-
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Anakin Skywalker posted: AHSOKA WHO DID YOU PLAY THE WORD GAME WITH??? >:0

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Ahsoka Tano: Umm... With Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Shhhh!!!

Ahsoka Tano: Why??

Anakin Skywalker: BOTH OF YOU ARE DEAD!

Ahsoka Tano: What did I do?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Run Ahsoka!

Ahsoka Tano: ???

Anakin Skywalker: Dear little innocent padawan! All you did was adding "kin-g" to "ana"! >:O

Ahsoka Tano: So?

Anakin Skywalker: Apparently, "ana" in Tatooinian means "idiot"! >:O

Ahsoka Tano: You were right Obi-Wan, I better run!

Satine Kryze: So basically, your name contains the word idiot, ANAkin?

Anakin Skywalker: Obi-Wan can you please tell your wife to shut up?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: SHE IS NOT MY WIFE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

Ahsoka Tano: The duchess has a point. Imagine if my name would be Idiotka Tano...

Anakin Skywalker: Can you all shut up please? O_o
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Obi-Wan Kenobi posted: Do you guys think Anakin is slow or fast?

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Count Dooku: SLOW. I MANAGED TO CUT HIS HAND OFF.

Ahsoka Tano: Fast!!! He jumps do quickly in the open!

Yoda: Thinks fast, he does!

Padmé Amidala: Oh he's fast!