(Spelling mistakes will be very common cus Im a lazy bich)
One morning kim woke up as happy as can be she was excited to log onto club penguin and see her boyfriend Guilbert, little did she know guilbert was a 90 year old virgin who cried well jerking himself off, she logged on and was so fucking excited until she saw it..
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She was horrified! Someone had hacked her account and used this vulgar horrible language! "WHAT THE FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD I WILL 360 NO SCOPE YOU CUNT!" Kim screamed she ran down stairs to tell her only friend.. her dad, she ran into the STD infested kitchen to rant about her shitty club penguin she began to rant without even looking around "I HAD TO SELL MY FUCKING SHOES TO BUY THAT MEMBERSHIP LIKE WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK!" she looked up, no on was there.. she saw a note on the table, she ran over to it.. it read
"Hi kim your probably like "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS DAD!" but uhm I have bad news, no one fucking likes you bitch, not even me, and conceiving you is how I got laid, so that's saying something, anyway don't look for me 'caus I will just run away again, not that you could chase me you fat whore, anyway.. yeah bye slut"
"WHAT THE FUCK DAD OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DICK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!" she screamed in anger, everyone could hear her, but no one gave a single fuck, then she realised.. "OH FUCK ITS SCHOOL TIME!" she ran upstairs and got dressed, she walked into school and she saw her crush.. Mair Samuel... her panties moistened (;
Mair walked over to her, Kim was so embarrassed she was all teared up over her dad leaving her Mair walked over to her with her imaginary boyfriend Quintin, her greasy nitty hair flayling in the wind "Hey, whats ur Club Penguin?" she asked, Kim was so excited.. SENPAI NOTICED HER! "uhm.. its 'I love alkali'.. why do you ask?" she stuttered gleefully, "Shit, das probs yo name cus u smell liek alkali and lonliness you ugly fat whore skank wannbe BITCH!" Mair taunted! Absolute pure anger filled Kims lungs, she didn't know what the fuck to say, she was so embarrassed, he blurted out "well, whats yours then.. bitch!" Kim smirked, Mair looked down at her and flipped her impossibly greasy filthy hair "SexyPlayBoyBunny69" she uttered condescendingly, Kim looked at her in awe, she had nothing left to say, that was FUCKING BRILLIANT!
