Mali, who is 12 and has blue hair is happy because it's snowing outside in Cardiff and while eating a chocolate banana she decides to slowly go on Whisper. On whisper she finds a quote what says "I will slap you so hard, google won't even be able to find you" written by Obama. In Obama's information it says he smells like shit, he is 69 years old, he lives in Bora Bora and he has black hair, Mali then flies on an interesting unicorn to get to Home Bargains. At Home Bargains she meets a Panazyginger- pansexual crazy ginger person, she gets stabbed by the Panazyginger- pansexual crazy ginger person because after all this is meant to be a horror. The Panazyginger- pansexual crazy ginger person then gets her pet wolf to eat Mali while she fucks a pan. -A story by Skyler, Caitlin and Mali
