Being very frustrated with Sarah, Marissa stabs her in the neck with a giant butcher knife violently!
Sarah reacts by pushing Marissa down sits on her while hitting her in the face with a hammer.
Just then, Marissa grabs the hammer and shoves it down Sarah's throat.
Sarah, then, grabs Marissa's eye and rips it out of its socket.
Marissa takes her own ripped out eye ball and pushes it down Sarah's throat with the hammer that is already there!
Sarah grabs a metal chair nearby and smashes it into Marissa's head.
Marissa steals the chainsaw from Jason, standing there just awkwardly watching them from the corner, and slices her in half.
Both of Sarah's halves team up against Marissa and beast her to a bloody pulp and then rips off both of her legs and feeds them to the shark in the shark tank they were fighting by.
As both of Marissa's legs are kicking Sarah violently to the ground, Marissa rolls half of Sarah's body off the side of their hovering house they built and Sarah falls into the boiling hot volcano under them.
Sarah then grabs Marissa and pulls her down with Sarah. Just before they hit the lava, an airplane comes out of nowhere and they land on it. Sarah pushes Marissa off into a field filled with Lego’s.
Just as Marissa falls to her, almost, death, a UFO filled with aliens from Issa land comes and saves her. Just as Sarah begins to think she has won this epic battle, they show up from under Sarah's random airplane that "saved her", and use their advanced technology to vaporize the airplane.
A split second before Sarah lands on the Lego’s under the now vaporized airplane, a private jet comes to pick Sarah up and inside are Taylor Lautner, Channing Tatum, Tanner Patrick and Hunter Hayes. Sarah then chills with them in the plane and thus forth winning the battle, but just as Sarah believes she has won this encounter, she feels a slight stab in her butt suddenly realizing the other half of her body is still being brutally and horrifically damaged. She cries to sleep that night, knowing she has been defeated by the amazing and almighty Marissa!
Just as Marissa thinks she has won, the other half of Sarah’s body wakes up while Marissa is sleeping in the night, Sarah terrorizes her until she can’t take it anymore. Then she dips her into a boiling pot of chocolate then lifts her out slowly and let her harden, but its fast hardening chocolate so it hardens in about 3 seconds, and there is nothing she can do about it until the amazing and almighty Marissa pushes Sarah's half body into the chocolate and eats her, then poops her out 5 hours later. For the legs of the amazing and almighty Marissa, well, lets just say chocolate covered legs don't taste as bad as people would think.
After Sarah is pooped out of Marissa, she rinses herself off and pushes Marissa into a pre arranged burial ground.
Right then and there, a zombie apocalypse takes over the world and Sarah gets bitten as Marissa climbs out of the hole and pushes Sarah and the zombie that is eating her alive into her own grave.
Then Sarah learns how to communicate with the zombies and 40 of them are eating Marissa at once while the rest of them are composing a bomb while Sarah is flying to Hawaii. The bomb goes off and Marissa and all the zombies die while Sarah is on the beach living it up both of herselves.
Or so Sarah thinks! See, while both halves of Sarah are flying to Hawaii, Marissa turns into a zombie and befriends a fellow Asian and rigs a fake bomb to go off instead of the real one Sarah thinks the real bomb went off. Marissa and her new Asian friend fly to China where Marissa's UFO Alain's from Issa land are working with other Chinese and Asians to plot a mater plan to assassinate Sarah as she is relaxing on the shores of Hawaii.
But what Marissa doesn’t know is Sarah’s not in Hawaii! She went into the witness protection program and Marissa will never find "Sarah" again, but she knows how to get her.
And right as Marissa realizes Sarah's halves went into the witness protection program, she does the same. Later, 20 years later after both Sarah and Marissa undergo major plastic surgery, they move into an apartment together without recognizing who they are, become bestestest friends, marry twins, become sisters and have children that will grow up together forever.
And they all live happily ever after!
~My best friend and I were on Facebook one night and began doing this randomly writing this and thought it was pretty funny. We then decided to post it on here, I don't know, just cause we can! Hope you enjoyed it! (:
