You. Yes you are a part of the Illuminati. How? Lets see.
You= 3 letters
3-3=0
0 has a shape of an ovalEyes are also a shape of an oval.
The illuminati has 1 eye
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED????????
Yes, I have clarified the evidence of you being a part of the Illuminati.
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THE END