Ship Texts!

Gratsu [One]

This book will mainly contain ship texts of many of our favorite ships, hope you enjoy!
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Natsu:
ohmygosh guess what I just heard!

Gray:
What now Natsu? You know I'm right beside you right?

Natsu:
Yeah, but I have better hearing! Anyway someone just said, "I never knew Gray was such a player," and "I never knew he liked boys!"

Gray:
I'm right here. I'm not a player. I just like boys.

Natsu:
Like me?! ❤️

Gray:
Yes exactly. But, I don't go around saying your a player!

Natsu:
I didn't say it!

Gray:
Whatever.

Natsu:
I swear! Mirajane did!

Gray:
Oh well go and tell her I'm not a player.

Natsu:
No! Then she'd freak about the other thing!

Gray:
She would. Tell her. I wanna see the reaction.

Natsu:
I could just get Happy to.

Gray:
Good idea. But, then he'll freak out.

Natsu:
I bet he already knows.

Gray:
Anyone could guess, except Juvia.

Natsu:
Is she still following you around? Can't you like freeze her?

Gray:
Yes. But then I'll get kicked out of the Guild.

Natsu:
There goes my idea.

Gray:
Go ahead and say it. Make me look innocent tho.

Natsu:
I can't burn her, her body's made of water, and she can literally put me out. I'd get kicked out if I did try to burn her purposely.

Gray:
I can't freeze her, cause then I'll get kicked out. We could drown her?

Natsu:
Use her own element against her? I don't know, she'd probably survive and we'd get kicked out.

Gray:
But they won't catch us if we're sneaky!

Natsu:
True but, what if they could?

Gray:
They have no evidence that we were the ones that drowned her.

Natsu:
We just have to keep happy from finding out if we go through with it.

Gray:
Oh, he's fine with it. He's really dark deep down.

Natsu:
Wow. Does he's 'ship' us to? I heard Erza and Lucy saying they 'shipped' us.

Gray:
Yes, he ships us hardcore. Erza and Lucy may fangirl but I found some yaoi smut he drew of us.

Natsu:
Not another one. WHAT HE DREW US?!