It was another night, another normal night in the Burney household, everyone was living their normal lives, mum and dad watching tv, and Jacob locked in his room banging out Overwatch.
Jacob paused at the character selection screen. He gazed at Genji, his one true love. His eyes darted like swift strike around the room, at the countless Genji posters, merchandise and action figures. He had bough all the Genji skins, even Young Genji, it was complete weeb trash and everyone hated it... But it was Jacob's weeb trash....
He snapped back when he saw a message pop up in the corner, it was his g, Sam. He despised Sam and hated his guts because he prefered Soldier 76 to Genji.
He replied, "ugh, what homie?"
"You are going to get kicked for inactivity!" the message said.
He started typing back. "I don't care, I'm too busy admiring Genji"
And not a second later he was kicked.
Tears started to flow down his face, Jacob sobbed un controlably. He just wanted to play Genji, and now he couldn't. His 420 hours of Genji playtime just wasn't enough to quench his thirst for the amazing cyberneticly enhanced ninja!
He then pulled out Game Of Thrones book number 879860987, and began to read, the tears slowly soaking the pages through.
He then thew a hissy fit XXXDDDDDD
"WHY CAN'T I NOT GET 4000 PING AND PLAY MY CHARACTER'S IN THE GAME I TRULY LOVE!??!" He threw the book at the screen, but the screen flashed and the book few straight back at him. "Huh?" he said. He threw a pencil, and that came back too. Just like a deflect...
Suddenly a character dashed out of the screen, with a sword strike.
"GENJI SAN?!" Jacob screamed in excitement, flinging himself toward him, his face was now dripping in tears of joy.
"OOOOOOOJEEENOKAYOOKEDEH!!!"
"genji san IT REALLY IS U MY WAIFU"
"Watashi weeb o orimasu"
"NO UR MY FAV WAIFU ILL NEVER LET GOOOOOO"
"Watashi wa byōki mojidōri akaunto FAM o burokku suru tame ni fubuki ni idō shi, sorera o motomeru kami ni chikaimasu"
"OMG" Jacob quickly backed away, "please, no!"
Genji handed him... no, it couldn't be! He handed his katana to him
Genji whispered "Lets go on an adventure"
THEY WENT ON AN ADVENTURE THEN THEY KILLED AL THE TF2 PLAYERS LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Genji was standing by Jacob's bed. Jacob was hugging the katana like a teddy. He had cuts all up his body.
Banging your head against a wall an hour burns 150 calories XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXD
"Today was amazing Genji san"
"Woy sen nega hooo"
"Can't you stay for one more day?" Jacob asked
"I must go home, my competetive CS team is waiting on me.... Can I have my sword back now?"
Jacob had a sad expression stretched across his face.
"Keep it"
"REALLY?!" Jacob squeled in excitement
"No, goodbye weeaboo" And like that Genji snatched the sword back, and dissapeared into the night.
Jacob was sad xddddddddddddd
