Malk and Mulk V2 (mi version)

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Smol Child, big child, and mother was making din din

Big child: MOOTHHERRR!

Mother: WWHH--

Big Child: MOOTHHHERR!

Mother: WHHAA--

Big Child: MOTH--

Mother: SHHUUUUUTTT UPPPPP, WHATT?!

Big child: hey mother got anything to drink?

mother: ya in the fridge

Big child: smol child can ya grab me a glass 'o malk

(i honestly forgot about grammar after this dont judge XD)

smol child: we dont have malk but we have milk

mother: thats what she said

smol child: nono you're saying MALK like it's a disease or somethin

big child: then how do you say it

smol child: i say it how everyone else oughta say it. MILK. M-I-L-K.

mother: ye like 2%

big child: ye like whole malk

smol child: nonononoOO say milkshake

big child: milkshake

smol child: good now say milk

big child: malk

smol child: ARE YOU HEARING THIS?!

mother: ye yo sibling want a glass of mulk

smol child: MUUULLKKK?!

(mother ariel in the background: what even..)

mother: GIVE HIM THE MULK SMOL CHILD!

mother ariel: mother inside voices pls

mother: sorry mother, my childs...

big child: SMOL CHILD POUR MY A GLASS OF MALK!

mother: just give her the fridgin mulk!

smol child: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAM--

big child and mother: MAAALLKKKKKK

MAAAUUULLAAKKKK

MMMAAAAAAAAAAALLLKKKKKK--

smol child: JUST SHUTTTTT ITT *is holding grass*

*mother holds one dollar bill and big child holds leaf*

big child: mother. what..?

mother: IM ALLERGIC TO GRASS YOU DIMWIT!

big child: o... PUT IT DOWN SMOL CHILD!

smol child: YA'LL BE SAYING MALK AND MULK HOW ARE YOU GUYS EVEN QUALIFIED TO BE OLDER THAN ME AND COUNTED AS MATURE?

Cath, Meg, and Ray Ray: Then we all throw the nature stuff at each other, Meg curls up and dies from the grass, Cath smokes the leaf, and I spend the money on food.

Cath: We're not filming something like that..

Meg: Why not?

Ray Ray: Maybe because it's dark I don't know *puts cat in the oven*

Meg: Ray why you puttin' Madi's cat in the oven like that?

Ray: Whu? *puts oven on broccoli*

Meg: oh noes

Cath: *hands on head* OHHH NOOOO

Madi comes home

Madi: da fridge?!

Ray: MADI IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Madi: Why.. Is the fridge.. a barbie sized one..?

Ray: oh.. Don't judge, we're on a budget here! *Pulls out barbie-sized mini coke* Want i--

Madi: WAIT HOL UP!

Ray: OH NOOO

Madi: WHY ARE YOU BAKING A CARROT SHAPED CAT SCULPTURE WITHOUT ME I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME!

Ray: ..MEGGGGGGUUUUUU

Meg: smo--

*cath zips out of the room*

Meg: NOOoochIIILLDDD

rip meg 2k16






LOL JK XD

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 29, 2016 ⏰

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