Smol Child, big child, and mother was making din din
Big child: MOOTHHERRR!
Mother: WWHH--
Big Child: MOOTHHHERR!
Mother: WHHAA--
Big Child: MOTH--
Mother: SHHUUUUUTTT UPPPPP, WHATT?!
Big child: hey mother got anything to drink?
mother: ya in the fridge
Big child: smol child can ya grab me a glass 'o malk
(i honestly forgot about grammar after this dont judge XD)
smol child: we dont have malk but we have milk
mother: thats what she said
smol child: nono you're saying MALK like it's a disease or somethin
big child: then how do you say it
smol child: i say it how everyone else oughta say it. MILK. M-I-L-K.
mother: ye like 2%
big child: ye like whole malk
smol child: nonononoOO say milkshake
big child: milkshake
smol child: good now say milk
big child: malk
smol child: ARE YOU HEARING THIS?!
mother: ye yo sibling want a glass of mulk
smol child: MUUULLKKK?!
(mother ariel in the background: what even..)
mother: GIVE HIM THE MULK SMOL CHILD!
mother ariel: mother inside voices pls
mother: sorry mother, my childs...
big child: SMOL CHILD POUR MY A GLASS OF MALK!
mother: just give her the fridgin mulk!
smol child: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAM--
big child and mother: MAAALLKKKKKK
MAAAUUULLAAKKKK
MMMAAAAAAAAAAALLLKKKKKK--
smol child: JUST SHUTTTTT ITT *is holding grass*
*mother holds one dollar bill and big child holds leaf*
big child: mother. what..?
mother: IM ALLERGIC TO GRASS YOU DIMWIT!
big child: o... PUT IT DOWN SMOL CHILD!
smol child: YA'LL BE SAYING MALK AND MULK HOW ARE YOU GUYS EVEN QUALIFIED TO BE OLDER THAN ME AND COUNTED AS MATURE?
Cath, Meg, and Ray Ray: Then we all throw the nature stuff at each other, Meg curls up and dies from the grass, Cath smokes the leaf, and I spend the money on food.
Cath: We're not filming something like that..
Meg: Why not?
Ray Ray: Maybe because it's dark I don't know *puts cat in the oven*
Meg: Ray why you puttin' Madi's cat in the oven like that?
Ray: Whu? *puts oven on broccoli*
Meg: oh noes
Cath: *hands on head* OHHH NOOOO
Madi comes home
Madi: da fridge?!
Ray: MADI IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Madi: Why.. Is the fridge.. a barbie sized one..?
Ray: oh.. Don't judge, we're on a budget here! *Pulls out barbie-sized mini coke* Want i--
Madi: WAIT HOL UP!
Ray: OH NOOO
Madi: WHY ARE YOU BAKING A CARROT SHAPED CAT SCULPTURE WITHOUT ME I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME!
Ray: ..MEGGGGGGUUUUUU
Meg: smo--
*cath zips out of the room*
Meg: NOOoochIIILLDDD
rip meg 2k16
LOL JK XD
