Joke's On Us

They're in your Head:Harley pov

Two weeks passed and the plan was set. The bat was going down. We were going to rob the Bank of America in Arkham. That would lure the bat and from there I would distract the bat, acting as a victim. Joker would get him from behind. Tomorrow was the day. Joker took me out for the day to the park.

"You know, Mr. J, we haven't played our game in a while." I said, eyeing the rich folk around us.

"I took you out to have a nice day." He replied.

"This will make it all the more nice." He lifted a brow but sighed.

"As you wish." I smiled and went over to a nice looking fellow wearing a business suit.

"Excuse me sir." I tapped his shoulder and he turned around. He had dark hair, slicked back like Joker's but he also wore a mustache.

"Yes?"

"You're cute." He seemed startled and half laughed.

"Why thank you miss." He rubbed the back of his neck.

"I was just takin a stroll and saw ya and thought hey he's a nice fellah. Are you a nice fellah?"

"I guess so." He wasn't very interested which made me mad.

"Do ya have a girlfriend or somethin?"

"Something like that haha." I was confused. "I'm gay." Ohhhhhh.

"Oh jeez mistah. Sorry about this."

"It's quite alright." My head hurt all of a sudden and I doubled back. "Are you alright?" I didn't answer I just grabbed my head. "Miss?" The voices. I couldn't make out if it was boys or girls talking but one of the voices was mine. Rob him anyway. No. Go back to Joker. He's just a simple man, no one will miss him. I felt hands on my back and I jumped.

"It's me." I opened my eyes. The man was gone but Joker came around to face me. "What happened?"

"He's gay." Joker chuckled.

"I meant with you."

"I heard the voices again, Puddin." I confessed.

Back at Home.

"Go take a nice, hot bath Harl. I'll be here when you get out."

"No."

"Well"

"I don't want to leave you." I felt too vulnerable.

"I'll sit with you." I smiled.

He lit candles and put bubble bath soap in the tub. Joker also filled a glass of wine up for me. I felt good.

"You're so sweet babe." I said as I stepped in the tub. He sat there silently the whole time. I didn't mind. He was there. That's what mattered.

Back in his room I got under the covers naked. Joker was still silent.

"Mr. J" I said sweetly.

"Hmm?"

"Wanna play a game?" I asked winking.

"Sorry Harley I'm not in the mood."

"It'll cheer you up."

"I'm not sad." I rolled over on my side. He got into bed with me and faced the other side. "I'm not sad." He repeated but it seemed like he was telling himself that.

*Joker pov*

I couldn't do what I do with her distractions anymore. I was awake the whole night thinking of memories with her. I'm sorry Harley. Don't hate me for this.