Yo mama is so ugly EVEN BOB THE BUILDER CANT FIX HER!
Yo mama is so fat SHE WAKES UP ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BED!
yo mama is so small SHE CANT EVEN GET HIGH
yo mama is so dumb SHE STOPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO!
Yo mama is so ugly WHEN SHE PLAYED SCARY MAZE GAME SHE TOOK THE JOB FOR THE OTHER LADY!
Yo mama is so fat WHEN SHE FARTS SHE CAUSED GLOBEL WARNING
yo mama is so ugly SHE MAKES BLIND PEOPLE CRY
yo mama is so ugly SHE WAS CAUGHT PREVING WHEN SHE WASENT!!!
Yo mama is so fat WHEN SHE TRY'S GOING ONTO BED.... SHE GETS STUCK IN THE DOOR WAY FOR 1 HOUR!!!
Yo mama is so ugly HER FACE CAN BE USED TO DESTROY OTHER HUMAN VISIONS
Yo mama is so fat THEY DONT EVEN SELL HER BRA SIZE!
Yo mama is ugly because her mother dropped her when she was young
yo mama is so ugly SHE ONLY GOT PAID 5 CENTS A YEAR!!!
Yo mama is so ugly SHE THE ONLY ONE ONE LEFT IN THE WORLD
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