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Jim's Life

      One day Jim was walking through the park. Then he ate some random kid named Orion. I know what your thinking. Ahhh!!! But don't worry. This is what Jim does all the time. Sometimes he can be quite odd. But anyway back to the story. Now, despite what you might think, Jim is your average 12 year old. Now it may not seem like it, but he really is.

          The next  day Jim was sitting on his sofa playing Legends Of Zelda. Weird things had been going on lately. Birds were flying upside-down. Dogs were walking backwards. He didn't know what to make of this, so he sat down and tried to think it through-wait-no,that didn't work. You see, Jim has a bad case of ADHD. He's also allergic to bronze. I don't why I mentioned that. But he is. Now you know. He was about to make himself a sandwich when the T.V. started acting up. An odd triangular figure showed up on the screen. It appeared to be monocular. Yroo Xgrvee Grsmtov !!! I WILL RISE!!!pshshshshhhhh... Then it went back to Spongebob Squarepants (the best TV show ever. That was..um..odd? Then , out of no-where, it looked like an invisible piece of paper ripped right down the middle in the center of his room. He heard laughter, scary laughter, coming from the crack. A giant hand reached out, grabbed Jim, and pulled him in. Jim watched in horror, as the crack sealed behind him, and he was pulled in with a bunch of monsters.