Oneshots *Kellic* *Cashby* *Perrentes*

The only thing bigger than your ego is my dick (Cashby)

Austin's POV

"Babe, you've really gotta stop sassing teachers. I don't know how many more detentions I can coincidentally get at the same time as you before the teachers start getting suspicious," I say as I grab my boyfriend, Alan's, hand.

"Mr. West had it coming for him. It's not my fault that he's married to a former pornstar," Alan says. We finally get to the lunch room and sit at our normal table with our friends Tino, Aaron, and Phil.

"Guess who got detention again!" I say sarcastically.

"What did the amazing Alan Ashby do this time?" Aaron asks.

"I am amazing, aren't I," Alan says more as a fact than a question.

"Babe, there's literally only one thing bigger than your ego," I say. His eyes widen and he shakes his head.

"No! Impossible! What is this magical thing that I must know about?" He asks. I smirk and put my lips by his ear.

"My dick," I say quietly. I look back up at our friends and they all look mortified.

"Bro....TMI," Phil says. Aaron and Tino nod. There's an awkward silence until someone clears their throat behind me.

I turn around to see some basic looking girl staring at me and smiling.

"Yes?" I ask. She clears her throat.

"So big boy, what's your name?" She asks, attempting to be seductive. Alan's grip on my hand tightens as he glares at her.

"My name....is......um...Juan," I say quickly, not wanting her to know my name. Juan? Really Austin? That's the best you could come up with? She laughs an annoying high-pitched laugh.

"Oh my god, you're so funny!" She says. I notice another girl walk over here.

"Oh my god Kourtney, you're such a slut!" The other girl says with an extraordinarily high-pitched voice.

"Oh my god, I know right!" 'Kourtney' says. Alan clears his throat, getting their attention.

"Tell us what you want," he says bluntly. They roll their eyes.

"We don't want anything from you, loser. We want your friend. We can show him what real fun is," The other bitch says. I'm about to respond, but Alan beats me to it.

"Oh trust me, he knows what real fun is. I know that because he always tells me right after fucking me every night," Alan says, his sass getting the best of him. The girls scoff.

Kourtney is about to say something, but gets distracted by someone behind us. Her eyes widen and she smirks.

"Mmm I'd like to have a piece of that white chocolate," She says, licking her lips. I look at who she's looking at and see that she's looking at Scott, the douche bag that no one likes.

She grabs her friend's hand and pulls her away, towards Scott.

"I heard that she's Mr. West's sister-in-law," Tino says. I nod.

"Makes sense," I say.

Skipping to detention

"I don't wanna be in detention again," Alan says as we walk through the door to Mr. West's classroom.

"Boys sit down," Mr. West says. We sit right next to each other and he rolls his eyes.

"Mr. Carlile sit over there, Mr. Ashby sit over there," he says, pointing to two completely opposite seats. We get up and go to the seats as told.

"What time can we leave?" I ask.

"5:30," Mr. West replies. I nod and look at the clock, groaning when I see that it's only 3:00.

After about 10 minutes Mr. West starts falling asleep. I get out a sheet of paper.

He's asleep, come over here. <3 xoxo

I throw the note at Alan and he picks it up and reads it. He carefully stands up and quietly walks towards me.

He sits down next to me and kisses me. I kiss back immediately, slipping my tongue into his mouth.

"I have a plan," I say quietly after pulling away.

"What is it?" He asks.

"What if we change the time on all of the clocks and wake him up, making him think we can go home," I say. Alan smirks.

"You're a fucking genius, you know that?" He asks. I smile. Alan goes to the clock on Mr. West's desk and changes it to 5:31. He look up a the clock hung up high on the wall.

"Well.....good thing you're a giant," He says, smiling innocently. I grab a chair and stand on it, barely reaching the clock. I change the time to 5:33, which is what the other clock now says.

"Is he wearing a watch?" I whisper. Alan looks and shakes his head.

"No, but we have to change his phone," He says. I nod. Luckily his phone is on the corner of his desk.

"What's the password?" Alan asks.

"I don't know, here let me see it," I say. Alan hands me the phone. The password is 5 numbers.

"Um...try 69666," Alan suggests. I roll my eyes, but try it anyways. My eyes widen as the home page shows up.

After changing the time on his phone, we put everything back exactly where it was. Alan even turned his shirt around suggesting that we were preoccupied the whole time.

Alan goes back to the seat he was supposed to sit at and I walk over to Mr. West. I shake him lightly and his head bolts up.

He looks at me and rolls his eyes.

"What do you want?" He asks. I point to the clock.

"It's 5:45, time for us to go," I say. He rolls his eyes and nods.

"Yeah, yeah, just go. I'll see you two tomorrow," He says groggily.

I grab my backpack and walk towards Alan, grabbing his hand.

After we're in my car, I high five my amazing boyfriend.

"I can't believe that actually worked!" He says. I laugh and nod.

"Me neither," I say. After staring into his eyes, I slowly lean forward and kiss him.

"I love you," I say with a huge smile on my face. He smiles back.

"I love you too," He says.

A/N WOW these ending just keep getting worse and worse. I'm really sorry about not updating nearly as often as I used to. I'll try updating this and Enchanting Purpose at least once a week. I love you guys!