1.I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2.How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
3.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
4.I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
5.I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
6.Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
7.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
8.What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
9.I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
10.A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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-Alt
