So. My friends have built a ship. Named the SS Svin. They for some reason will go backshit crazy if the ship improves at all. So here, I will show you when the
Pirates went most crazy. Enjoy. I suppose.
Moment 1:
*kids at school flipping water bottles and friend (let's call her 303) is with me watching
Me: tch our group has more skill
Me:*is turnin around when suddenly 007 appears out of no where when suddenly he appears
Me: holy shi- hi
303: *starts squealing
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Moment 2:
*at lunch with 007, Cocotaco14, (also my bff, Sistastatus and Other guy friend Kirbylover)
(Now hold up; so 007 and I are wearing Meister and weapon rings {soul eater reference} and this was the first day we were wearin them)
Me: *jokingly* hey Kirbylover can I slap u
Kirbylover: egh ok
007: oh crap you have the ring on that hand too right
Me: yup
Kirbylover: uhhhhh Sam why are you wearing a ring?
Me: ...because reasons
Kirbylover: oh as if we couldn't tell
Cocotaco14: You two aren't fooling anyone ya know.
*sistastatus slowly walks to the front of the table
Sistastatus: do you guys ship it too?
Basically everyone there: YEEAAAA WE DO
*insane ship rally happens
Me: nope nope I'm done
007: same
*i get up and walk outside
*007 walks the opposite way
*ship rally still happening
( bonus)
Sistastatus told me what was discussed. Good god you guys are insane.
Sistastatus: so you know how you both walked in opposite directions?
Me: yeah what about it
Sistastatus: we were all talking bout you guys walking across the world back to the opposite side where your paths meet and then you two kissing.
Me: God damn it
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Moment 3:
* I'm talking to Abster27
*she begins to poke my cheeks (it happens more than you think)
Abster: *begins giggling
Me: what's up
Abster: oh no it's nothing *giggle
Me: seriously tho what's up
Abster: oh nothing just that 007 would be jealous
Me: *sigh I hate you
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And there are wayyyyyyyyy more. Like I could literally write a separate book for this shit. No joke.
Pirates are insane.
