platonic | ryden [✔️]

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ry:i'm so fucking excited for this wedding omg i may cry

brenboobie:im honestly scared out of my life

ry:i would be too holy fuck

ry:this is a big step,big commitment y'know? it's just big

brenboobie:are you talking about my dick or about my wedding

ry:why do you always ruin my speeches brendon just why

brenboobie:I WAS ASKING A HONEST QUESTION JESUS CANT I DO THAT

ry:YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND AND A POTTY MOUTH

brenboobie:SAID I HAVE A DIRTY MOUTH BUT SHE KISSED ME LIKE SHE

ry:SHUT YOURE GAY US UP OR ILL BLOCK YOU AGAIN WITH YOUR FAGGOT ONE DIRECTION ASS

brenboobie:😓😓😓

brenboobie:okay geez you don't have to be so homophobic about it you meanie

brenboobie:always hurting my feelings and shit

brenboobie:always leaving the toilet seat up when you pee in my house

ry:oh shut up you brendon you know i love you 🌝💜

brenboobie:love you too 🌞💜

brenboobie:even if you get your fucking pee everywhere when you come to mine 😁

ry:take that pee and put it in a bottle,proceed to drink it so it doesn't go to waste 🤓🤓🤓

brenboobie:love you too😚