The Roommates (Louis Tomlinson.)

Recent Fuckery.

'I want to tell you the recent accounts of Fuckery going on in my life right now. Okay?'

'FIRST! These ratchet ass girls tried to call me out! Okay, so I was at the store and I was getting coke for me and Kelsey's movie night and nacho night cause j never had nachos before, so I pass the magazines and these girls are drooling over Harold Styles and one girl says "Oh my god. Harry and that rose in his mouth! Uhg I just can't." And then the other one says 'Girl no. Louis is so much hotter.' And I was like 'Awe to bad, they're taken. By me and my best friend.' So I go get some coke and chips and I see them again. And they see me and they are like 'Oh my god! It's Cassidy!'

And I'm like 'Hey.' And then Harry's lover says 'You shouldn't be with Louis, he's to good for you.' And the first thig that came out of my mouth was "Girl bye. I saw you drooling over Harold. You should check yourself. You haven't met him. You don't own him. You don't even know me so I don't need your ratchet comments about my love life. At least I could actually get a boyfriend, instead of dreaming.' And then I left. Like seriously. I can take the hate. Come at me with a bat! I dare you! But if you swing at me; you better believe when you wake up the next day, your gonna be missing an eye.'

'Second! Of the fuckery. Do you hear this?' I ask, pointing out to the construction outside. 'These workers have been buliding some strip mall outside our apartment for about two weeks now and I'm getting annoyed as ever. You know, I'm here and I support the progression on London, but I wish that the progression didnt have to start at 7 in the morning.'

'Third! And last. Okay, so the first day that they started this strip mall, I got sick of paper plates in my flat. So I go to Target and get these gorgeous plates. I mean look at these!' I say, holding up one of the plates. 'Well, last night I dropped one and it shattered. Everywhere and I didn't appreciate when Kelsey laughed at me when these plates cost 40 pounds! I got matching cups and bowls too, thinking that they boys would like them and if they didnt then they would have to fucking deal with it. But one plates gone and I'm sad and pissed.'

'And Fourth! Okay, I know I said I had a crush on my teacher and everything, but I didn't go to some performing arts school. No. I went to a high school in York. Where my family lives. My mum, my dad, and my brother. So I just wanted to clear that up since you little fuckers think I'm talented.'

'Okay, now to today's thing. Also on the day I got my gorgeous plates, I go by the lobby area and the front desk lady says 'Hey Cassidy, you have some mail. And I'm like okay? When do I not have mail? So she brings out this huge rolling cart with letters and packages and stuff. Like, have I not checked my mail in five years? So I had to roll the cart all the way up to the flat and so I opened one of the envelopes and it was these letters and I read it and I was like oh my god! I'm going to die. I mean it was so cheeky! Now. I have more of these and I wanted to show you them!'

After opening a few letters and packages, I said some more crap, talking about how I'm going to see my family next week, so tey will meet my little brother. I knew that Louis was probably watching so i didn't mention his familys name, but I did say thaf I was going on a surprise vacation and whatever, then waved to the camera saying goodbye.

I shut it off and edit it all, uploading it to YouTube. I went downstairs for a coke or two.. And headed back upstairs for Tumblr and Twitter.

I texted my mum, Louis' mum, the boys, and Kelsey. I felt popular. You know? I did get a tweet from Jack Harries asking that if I wanted to do a video with him and his brother. Of course I accepted, because they're the Harries! Who would deny them?! I spent the rest of my day doing practically nothing.. But oh well. That's not going to be the case soon. I'm going to be so busy for the next two weeks.

But I can't wait.

Please let these weeks come fast!

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Updates! Next chapter will be with her family! Yay! I have a surprise coming up too! Something special(;

Well I have nothing else to say! Bye!

-Ellee.Xx