You're the bleach to my bleached asshole

pretty as a swastika (jayrrett)

jay walked home from school, it was only the first day and he already got beat up by some scrubs. as he was walking home he noticed something moving in a pile of trash. it was some kid, about the same age, a guy. jay secretly liked the d so he went to go ask for a quickie. 

"hey bb who are you" asked jay

"我的名字是加勒特，你噁心的近交系豬" said the trash child

"sorry, i dont speak mexican" said jay, who was confused but slightly turned on from this strange language

"garrett you little fuck boi" said the trash child again, but this time in english

"wanna come back to my swamp, we can be edgy and 420 blaze it"

garrett being the homeless boy he was, decided it would be best to come home with this stranger. 

they arrived at jay's swamp, it was a small shack in the middle of a swamp that smelt like piss and death. but garrett seemed to really like this scent and decided to fall the ground and inhale the moist dirt.

"mmmm smells just like home" garrett said with a smile

seeing the dirt all over his face seemed to turn on jay slightly, but he was still in the closet because he lived with a single christian mother of three. sometimes she liked to get out the belt because she would find him using skype. she always said that skype was for bad boys who go to hell. she also liked to smack the gay out of him using pieces of furniture such as stools, glasses and refrigerators.

they entered the shack and jay lay on the bed. garrett sat there staring at jay. jay could feel himself getting hard as fuck for this asian trash boy so he distracted himself by turning on his phone and going on safari. but he forgot to turn off the furry porn so he just got even more turned on. he quickly switched to the dank memes. garrett was new to memes so he asked to see what they were.

"what is a mehmay" asked garrett

jay gave him a look of disgust and decided to educate the trash boy with all the memes he could find.

AFter a long hour of meme montages, jay felt that garrett was ready enough to be a dank memelord. 

"what was youre favourite meme" asked jay

"i really liked the bad luck brian meme" said garrett innocently

jay gave a look of horror, he thought that he should throw him out just for saying that but he was beginning to have a special connection to the trash child.

after another long meme session, they were both tired from looking at them. jay looked up to garrett staring at him. they both stared at each other.

"you know,,," garret said

jay looked in confusion and blushed as red as period blood

"you're as pretty as a swastika"

jay was even more confused but got hella turned on by what garrett had just said. garrett pinned jay onto the bed. garrett pressed his lips against jays and started to suck at his lip like he was sucking away his soul. garrett was still dirty but the mud made the flavour even better. jay started taking off his clothes, and then garretts potato sacks off until they were both completely naked.  garrett became nervous suddenly, it was his first time.

"idk about this jay" said gayrrett nervously

"shhh trash boy, you dont get a choice, now sit your ass down and get ready asian trash child" jay said fiercely. hearing him talk like that got garrett into the mood.

garrett lubed up his entire hand using the crusty moist mud of the swamp. jay looked with thirsty eyes. this was only the beginning.