Roam (Wander fan-fic)

//Meme 1//

Dear Diary,

My day-or should I say night, is not off to a good start.

I found this spicy lookin' scrapbook which I'm assuming is mine, but it apparently doesn't have anything written in it but dank all over the cover. Aside from the word dank, the scrapbook came with a camera and some cheap ass glitter glue that I personally have a deep hate for. I really have no clue as to who left those there 'cause I sure as hell wasn't carrying that with me, or maybe I was? I guess I'll just record everything here then since I can't even remember my own name. I just hope someone gets to see this when I get out. 

That's if I ever get out of wherever this is. 

I woke up in some kind of small room with nothing but a shrek lamp illuminating the atmosphere, and it's loving eyes staring straight at me. I stared at those eyes getting lost in the beautiful soul of the lamp until I seemed to start to remember something. Something green.....something....

It's almost as if a frog has invaded my mind. I try to reach out and grab the timbs that I barely remember, but they keep disappearing like the tadpoles of the pond. It seems that everytime I try to think back to the time of my mlg swagness, it slips through my Jordans. Into the white abyss that is the logo of the Jordans. Into them. The Jordans. 

What was I talking about again? 

I'm going to eat the spagooters I just found so be right back. 

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I'm beginning to grow frustrated and agitated. WHY THE HECK IS SHREK 3 NOT HERE? OF COURSE THEY HAVE THE FIRST ONE AND THE SECOND, BUT WHY NOT THREE? YOU KNOW I'VE MADE UP MY MIND, I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

I still can't seem to remember anything at all. I've been having a grand ol' time, but I've been bamboozled once again! 

All this writing is getting me tired tho. I've memorized Shrek and Shrek two, but alas I have found but nothing to aid me in my quest. If there are answers to be found in the movies, I have found nothing but layers upon layers.  

Well sitting here sure as hell hasn't brought me anywhere. All that Mountain Dew got me hype, but now I'm starting to crash as fast as Shrek and Fiona's relationship in shrek 3. 

I'll write some more after my siesta, maybe I'll wake up in a new bugatti? 

TTYL~!