how harry styles does his hair in the morning

Harry's POV

"MOM IM GOING TO THE FARM!"  I yell walking out of my room towards the front door to leave.

"the farm?! why do you have to go to the farm for?!" she questions to me at the top of the stairs.

"to do my hair." I walk out but I see her give me a flat look as to say "seriously"

I hop into my car and start driving towards the farm 2 miles down. and when I arrive I nod my head towards the farmer who knows me and head off to the cows.

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"hi louis you know why I'm here!" I say to louis the cow. the cow gives me a flat look. but I ignore it and whisper in louis' ear, "don't tell louis I named you louis." I pull away to see the cow give me another flat look.

"don't look at me like that just start licking" I say, sitting down in front of louis.

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Louis the cow's Pov

honestly can't he just do his own hair? I don't get paid enough to do this. why can't this 'louis' person lick his hair instead of me. oh who is this person? he is wearing a striped shirt, red chinos, and red toms. and he looks surprized and angry. he is telling harry off. and he just slapped harry, now harry is crying, and the person is now kissing harry. and harry said something about his bum. ok I didn't need to see that. oh OH MY GOD THE HORROR! my eyes! ok CHANGE THE POINT OF VIEWS!

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Louis' POV

ok I wanted to visit harry to do his hair. and  because he is my luvah and all that. yea he is MINE ladies so dont even try it. so when I walked up to the door and knocked expecting harry to answer, his mum answers instead.

"oh louis if you are looking for harry he is at the farm."

what the hell is he doing at the farm?

I thank her quickly and go back to my car and drive to the farm and ask/demand the farmer if he saw a curly haired person visit. he said he did and he had headed off towards the cows.

so I head off to the cow place idk and I saw a cow licking my man's hair. what da faq!? I storm over to harry and he scrambles up to face me. my god he is sexy. but I have to remember that I'm still mad at him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS HARRY?! WHY IS A COW LICKING YOUR HAIR? I CANT BELEIVE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS BEHIND MY BACK YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE A COW DO YOUR HAIR THAN ME!?"

"louis baby look its not what it looks lik-" I cut him off by slapping him. he needs to stop talking or I'm gonna attack him.

tears start to stream down his face and he let's out a choked sob. I feel bad and I grab his collar and smash my lips against his. he immediatly kisses back and we snog for fifteen minutes.

  we pull back due to lack of oxygen and his cheeky ass decides to say, "I would never replace you with a cow you have a much better bum. (idk why my retarded ass just wrote that but oh well I'm keeping it like that.)

I roll my eyes and kiss him again and things get heated.

( um I think we ALL know what this means so imma end the story here. its only a short story but if you wanna write a story with me message me ok.). 

wuv ya!

#nemo