kidnapped by one direction

Joining forces!!!

*skip shower*

Oh damn. I don't have a towel... I just realised while i was stripping, that i hadn't been in my own clothes (luckily i still had my bra and underwear underneath though, 'cause that would've been so damned well embarrasing if they had taken away a little bit more of my dignity!) and was only wearing a black baggy tee-shirt which smelled incredible! It was a bit strange though... Oh well I'm sure they didn't do anything, well i hope so! Anyways i have more important things to be thinking about: WHO SHOULD I CALL THIS TIME?! Hmmm maybe Niall no LOUIS! Yes! It would be so funny!

"LOUUUUUIIIIIISS!!!" No answer, okay ignoring me then are we bring it on! I picked up a bottle of goodness knows what and threw it against the bath tubmaking a loud crash.

"HEEEELLPP!" Aha! That caught their attention! I heared them outside frantically knock on my door telling me to open up, so, just because i could, i decided to scare them!

"AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH HELP ME LIAM!" By now they were knocking and pushing against the door so hard the hinges were beginning to strain. I was scared that the door would actually break so i quickly put on a tee-shirt and my underwear preparing for if the door actually broke. Then just to make them try even harder (and also for my own personal pleasure) i let out an ear piercing scream and threw a few more bottles around "HAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" It took all i had to hold in the giggles that threatened to burst any second. Then finally before the hinges broke i opened the window and laid down on the floor and closed my eyes.

Finally, as i lay the door finally gave in and the boys tumbled inside. Harry took one look at, me and rushed over to see if i was okay, he tapped me on the cheek to 'wake me up' and quickly embraced me when i opened my eyes. I caught Zayn staring at me and knew he had found out i was faking, he smirked at me and quietly slipped away without any of the other boys knowing.

He really is mysterious. Goodness knows why! Eh, oh well,  i had the rest of the boys in the palm of my hand and that's all i need!

Bwhahahaha!!!

"What happened?"Niall asked clearly terrified,

"Are you okay? Where are you hurt? What happened?" Harry rambled,

"Oh Harry! Thank goodness! You're here!" I fake sobbed making my eyes water so it looked more realistic. I made it perfectly obvious that i was acting but the funny thing is, Harry didn't notice and either did any of the other boys! They were absolutely hysterical!

"It was so scary Harry!" I bawled. Aww, poor Haz, i bet i'm makin him feel pretty chuffed about himself!

"Goodness gracious! It must have been bad. I mean look at her! She wasn't this scared when she first woke up in a strangers bed!" Liam said with his Wolverhampton accent sounding stronger than ever.

"Oh it was so bad! It was right there! The pervert!" I exclaimed in a hight pitched voice, pointing to the window, but still sitting in Harry's arms on the floor,

"Where is he?! I'll make sure he's arrested for sexual harassment!" Louis breathed angrily.

"How are you gonna do that?" I said returning back to normal and looking at him weirdly,

"Err, by catching him?!" Louis said as if it was the, most obvious thing to do.

"Well how are you gonna catch him if you're still here?"I asked raising an eye brow.

"Oh yeah good point! I'll go now!" He nodded, dead serious about this,

"Make sure to get the right one! Remember they all look pretty similar and we don't want to go arresting the wrong one do we?! Remember this one has big eyes and massive sticky out eye brows!" I called after him,

I heard him walk backwards towards us again,

"Wait, this is a human, right?" Then i couldn't contain my laughter any further and apparantly neither could Zayn who turned out to be right outside the door!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS SO DAMNED FUNNY! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES!" I laughed tears falling down our faces as we rolled on the floor laughing.

I saw Liam frown, "What did you really need anyway?" He wondered,

"A towel!!!" I gasped as i tried and failed to regain my breath.

"Hi 5 Steph! That is some wicked acting skills you have there!" Zayn cried as tears poured down his face and he sat there clapping like a retarded seal.

"Wait, you knew about this?" Niall seethed, practically breathing fire. Zayn immediately shut up,

"Um, i only just found out when we got in here!"He defended, his eyes widening a great amount as he eealized what trouble he would have been in if he had said anything else. Niall narrowed his eyes and gave me death glare before sauntering past the broken down door but i swear i saw him laughing.

Liam and Harry seemed to be in shock and were just sat/stood there with their mouths gaping open, obviously startled at what just happened. Louis on the other hand was grinning stupidly at at me following my every move.

"Hey Steph, come out with me. I need a word with you." louis said beckoning to outside the door. "And boys, if i catch you outside the door, then- actually i'm sure you know what will happen!"He cackled evilly. The boys shared a scared look and clutched their balls with a terrified look as they scurried past us.

"Okay Steph, now that is some sick acting skills you have there! You even had me fooled for a second, and as everyone knows, i am the most amazing-est person alive and it is quite hard to trick me! So i was thinking, how about we make a deal?" He said in a mock serious voice as we sat on his familiar bed with the light slightly dimmed to make it look like in those really serious interviews in the movies.

"What exactly are we talking about here?" I questioned matching his serious tone. I had to bear in mind here that he could be tricking me into trusting me then going against me at completely the wrong time. But then again if i said no, i would pretty much be putting my reputation on the line!

"What do you say we form a mini gang aginst the boys eh? It'd be awesome! With your skills and my master mind, we would be unstoppable!" He exclaimed excitedly, obviously excited with his 'amazing' plan.

"You know that last line was really cliche..." I said deliberately busting his bubble,

"WHAT?! Is that a yes or a no then missy?! You know i'm the only one in the house that's allowed to be sassy!" He paused, "But that could change if you agree!" He said with a hopeful voice.

"I don't care! You can either deal with it or you can send me home right this second! You know i was actually considering staying for a bit but now i see you have no respect for me whatsoever! I may as well go home!"I said snapping my fingers in a z formation. For a moment i saw Louis'face freeze and he looked at me with a shocked face but then it went away again as quickly as it appeared. Ao quickly in fact, if i wasn't me i would have thought i had imagined it!

"Well yes or no?"

"Alright sassy pants!I'll join ya! But only as long as i have every right to whatever you are allowed to do in this house AND nobody knows about this!" I hissed menacingly.

"Bingo!" Louis smirked as he stood up and opened the door.