9 Mile Season 1. Freshman Year

Chapter 21

"Hey Strudel" Virginia said.

Strudel tried to wave. "Hi" he said quickly and quietly.

"Are you okay?" Strawberry asked.

"I have no clue" said Strudel. He could barely talk.

No one could think of anything to say.

"Strudel, you should sue Gepetto" said Tamyra.

"No, he didn't force me to do that" said Strudel.

After that, they left. Strawberry only felt a little bit better. They hadn't talked about what had happened with Pancake.

The next day at lunch, Waffles wasn't her normal self.

"What's wrong?" asked Carlotta. "You look like you've seen a ghost"

"I did" said Waffles. "For the past two nights, I've seen Bob, haunting my life"

"That's wack" said Trixie.

"He's been haunting me too" said Aloha. "So you're not the only one. He chases me with a knife"

Clorox & Ringo walked up behind everybody.

Ringo kissed Aloha on the cheek.

"Hey what's up?" she asked.

"Nothing" he replied "Going to science"

"What's wrong, Waffles?" asked Clorox.

"Nothing" replied Waffles.

Strawberry and Monkey got back from school, only to find the 'sick' Banana and Banjo making out on Banana's bed.

"Hi" Banana got up quickly.

"Hi" said Strawberry and Monkey together.

Bring-Bring rang the telephone.

"I got it" yelled Monkey.

It was Strudel. "Hey Monkey" he said. "You need to bring me my Team America DVD, because I'm as bored as hell."

"Okay" Monkey replied. "That's the movie where everyone gets AIDS, right?"

"Yeah" Strudel said, laughing.

"There's no DVD player at the hospital" Monkey informed him.

"It's called a portable, duh!" said Strudel.

"You seem to be feeling a lot better" said Monkey.

"Yeah" said Strudel. "I am"

"That's good" said Monkey.

"Yeah" said Strudel. "Let me talk to Strawberry"

"But I'm more interesting" Monkey argued.

"Please?" said Strudel.

"Grr fine" said Monkey. "After we talk about parachutes"

"What?" said Strudel. "Let me talk to Strawberry!"

"Ugh" Monkey said. "Strawberry! Phone!"

Strawberry grabbed the phone.

"Hey" said Strudel.

"What's up?" asked Strawberry.

"Lets have phone sex" says Strudel.

"Strudel," Strawberry said. "Look, I know you got hurt badly. But you can't keep playing with mine and Pancake's feelings like this"

"God damn, Strawberry" Strudel said. "I was trying to lighten the mood. Besides, Twister told me she kissed him. I'm over her. Now let's have phone sex. I'm horny"

"Strudel, control your hormones" Strawberry said. "I can't deal with this right now. As far as I know, Pancake still has feelings for you, even though she told me she looked at you like her older brother."

"Strawberry," Strudel said. "I choose you. I really do. "

At that moment, Aloha got a text on her cell from Unknown Caller. It said~ "This is your fault, Bastard"

Aloha was horrified.

Suddenly, Strudel's line went dead.

"Hello?" said Strawberry. "Strudel?"

It was the attack of the Unknown Caller.

"BOB!" Aloha shouted out of nowhere.

Strawberry tried to call the hospital room back, but it said "nrr nrr nrr! We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. Or call your operator to help you. DO! DooDooDooDooDoo!"

"Monkey, we gotta get to the hospital!" Strawberry shouted. "Something is wrong!"

They got on their bikes and made the five minute ride to the hospital.

They headed to Strudel's room, where he was being rolled out on his bed.

"What happened?" Strawberry was freaking out.

"No clue" said the nurse. "He was perfectly fine, then he just, I don't know"

They wheeled him away.