ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WHERE BARRELZ AND PEWDS CHASED THEM AWAY THIS HIS TWERK POWERS! PEWDS BECAME THE OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE AND RULED OVER ALL THE WORLDS WITH HIS AMAZING TWERKING POWERS. MARTZIA WAS WORRIED SO SHE CALLED THE ONLY PERSON SHE COULD TRUST; A WHITE MAN FROM FLORIDA CALLED CRYAOTIC. CRY PRACTICED HIS TWERK POWERS FOR DAYS AND DAYS ,AND THEN MADE A CHEEZY MONTAGE ABOUT IT WITH UNFITTING MUSIC, AND THEN HE WAS READY HE FACED PEWDS AND SAID I'M SORRY BRO IT HAD TO COME TO THIS.. BUT.. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A TWERK OFF! THEN HE PUT ON HANNA MONTANA, AND STARTED TWERKING HE STARTED SLOW AND THEN GOT BETTER AND BETTER UNTIL HE HEARD A SONIC BOOM CRY LOOKED AT HIS ASS AND SAID: 'I AM AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!" PEWDS WAS NOT DAZED "WELL YOU THINK TWERKING IS GONNA STOP ME HUH?" "IT'S NOT!!" AND THEN PEWDS PULLED OUT HIS WEAPON AND SAID "DUCK AIR-STRIKE!!. THEN A BUNCH OF DUCKS CAME AND DANCED TO THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE PECKING AT CRY. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" CRY SAID AND THEN HIS ASS STARTED TO GLOW "THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" THE WORLD AROUND PEWDS AND CRY VANISHED. WHEN THEY WOKE UP THEY LOOKED AT EAC OTHER AND THEN CRY SAID " I WILL NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF TWERK AGAIN..'' PEWDIE LOOKED AT HIM AND I WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN...'' AND THEN PEWDS SMACKED CRY'S ASS AND SAID "DAT ASS THOUGH!!!" "CRY LOOKED HIM WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES " YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK OF MY TWERKING OR ELSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EVER WALK AGAIN." CRY SAID. "OKAY!" SAID PEWDS AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPYLIY EVER AFTER
( This was a class project that was rejected because the school did not like the words and the consept. They also didn't think that twerking was a real problem. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? TWERKING IS A TERRIBLE THING!! SCREW THE KIDS IN AFGANISTAN WE HAVE HAVE PEOPLE IN AMERICA TWERKING PLEASE STOP THIS EPIDEMIC *BROFIST* THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER! :D
