Reasons

A/N: Yo! Read this cool story called 'Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura'. It's AWESOME! Did a redo!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

ItaSasuPeinNejiSaku: Yep, Tobi is a good boy! Read and review and I'll give him cookies!

Tobi: ItaSasuPeinNejiSaku does not own Naruto! Tobi wants his cookies!

Link:http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6147273/1/Six-Signs-That-Sasuke-Loves-Sakura)

Story:

Naruto Uzumaki: N

Sasuke Uchiha: S

Kakashi Hatake: K

Brackets: Actions

Inverted Commas: Thoughts

N: Hello everybody! This is THE Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! BELIEVE IT! Here, I'm going to tell our fellow readers why Teme likes Sakura-chan! And now, here is Kakashi-sensei! He is going to help me tell you why too! (Holding a microphone)

K: Yo, so lets start Naruto. (Waves hand)

S: What are you doing Dobe?

K: Hello Sasuke, we were telling the readers why you like Sakura.

N: Right on Kakashi-sensei!

S: WHAT?! (Shouting like mad)

N: Let's start then! Firstly, Teme gets jealous WAY too easily.

S: Hn. That's not true.

K: Liar. You beat up a Sound Ninja just because he asked Sakura out.

S: Hn. He was interrupting my sparring with her and I was distracted. It's common sense.

N: SHUT UP TEME! YOU WERE NEVER SPARRING! THAT POOR GUY CAME IN OUR BREAK!

S: Hn. 'Like that mother fucking bitch could have a chance with her.'

K: Secondly, you only answer her properly.

S: Your kidding me. (Raises eyebrow)

K: No, actually you always talk to her without saying 'Hn' or 'Aa' you know?

S: Hn. (Starts blushing a bit and looks away)

N: Whatever Teme. Thirdly, he does weird things to her in his sleep.

S: No way in hell! (Eyes widen)

N: Yeah, deny it all you want. We all know you moan Sakura-chan's name when you sleep!

S: Hn. 'Do I really do that?'

K: Sasuke, every time we go on a night mission you keep MOANING Sakura's name in your sleep. I even found you hugging her once. (Smirking evilly) If you want, I can lend you Icha Icha Paradise you know.

S: No way in hell!

N: Going on, you blush when she hugs you or gets wet! Your such a pervert Teme, are your hormones FINALLY kicking in? (Giving suggestive eyes)

S: That's not enough proof! (Eyes twitching madly)

K: Shall we continue Naruto?

N: Yep! You keep calling her annoying too!

S: She really IS annoying Dobe. (Giving death glare level 1)

N: Come on Teme! She's annoying to you because she makes you have weird feelings right?

K: That's really smart Naruto, how do you know?

N: Well, I asked Ino and she said if a guy think a girl is annoying, he may like her. Jiraya-sensei also said it's because the girl makes the guys feels weird and makes him blushes a lot too! (Grinning from ear to ear)

S: That's good to hear, I thought that there was something wrong with your tiny brain Dobe.

N: TEME! YOU BASTARD!

(Both Naruto and Sasuke are arguing and it's getting PRETTY vulgar so, they're distracted and don't hear what Kakashi-sensei is saying )

K: Anyway, Sasuke stares at her A LOT. He gives her a love struck look and gives it ANY time possible.

(Chidori and Reasengan have come out so Kakashi-sensei stopped them and they returned to the subject)

N: Ok! Since me and Teme are back, lets continue! Dattebyo!

K: Sasuke is also VERY overprotective of HIS 'cherry blossom'.

S: Burn. In. Hell. (Giving death glare level 2)

N: So true Kakashi-sensei! Remember when NEJI accidentally threw a shuriken at her? Teme used his Katon jutsu and Neji had a burnt butt for a week!

S: Hn. Sakura is weak. I need to protect my teammate from unexpected attacks.

N: YOUR IN DENIAL! She is NOT weak! She could punch through solid rock!

K: Looks like Sasuke-kun here LOVES his cherry- (Being interrupted)

S: If you finish that sentence, I will kill you! (Holding a kunai to Kakashi-sensei's neck and giving death glare level 3)

N: Stop giving us your death glare Teme! It's creepy! Besides, you can't even say you don't love Sakura-chan. (Pointing accusing finger at Sasuke)

S: Yes I can! 'I'll show you Dobe!'

N: Prove it bastard. (Smirking victoriously)

S: I... don't l-love... FUCK! (Starts mumbling and stuttering then gives up)

N: See? Kami-sama LOVES me so much! I was correct! In your face Teme! (Laughing too loud for his own good)

K: Looks like our little Uchiha is falling in love! Hooray! 'Yay! More little Uchihas!' (Cheering happily)

S: Hn. 'What the fuck? They found out?' (Puts hands in pockets and walks away sulking)