Joke's On Us

Don't ya wanna rev up your Harley?:Harley pov

Three days later*

I was in a bar. Joker was meeting with some people about Penguin. I wasn't drinking. "Are you gonna order something or not, hot stuff?" The bartender said. He had dark hair and muscles.

"Leave me alone please." I said, tired.

"Aw what's wrong baby girl?"

"Don't call me that." He laughed.

"What about princess?"

"You're pissing me off." I said looking at him.

"Aw poor little girl. Ooh I got one, what about doll? You look like a doll, I'd like to play with you." He started coming around from behind the bar when he stopped. Joker had his hand around the guy's throat.

"I think I'd like a vodka shot. Get it for me?" Joker said batting his eyes and smiling. The bartender backed behind the bar and put the shot glass next to me. Joker put his hand with the smile tattoo over his mouth and laughed slowly. The bartender widened his eyes and moved to another customer.

"So how'd it go Puddin?"

"Horrible. Every god damn villain in this city is associated or owes some debt to fucking Penguin." He sat down on the stool next to me and drank the vodka. I rubbed his back and he leaned into me.

"I'm so sorry baby." I kept massaging his back and he moaned quietly. I leaned to his ear and whispered "Anything I can do for ya?" He whipped around on the stool and pulled me into his lap. His arms were tight around me.

"I have another meeting in ten minutes, don't do this yet."

"But don't you wanna rev up your Harley?" I pouted and he laughed.

"Good one Doll, but I honestly can't." I slipped my hand over his spot and I felt a nudge. "Please Harl, Daddy's busy." I hopped off his lap.

"Fine Puddin. Can I come in the meeting?"

"Of course." I was startled. I never attended his meetings he just told me about them after. He never said I couldn't but he always dismissed me from them.

"Really?" I clapped my hands together and he gave me a kiss.

"Adorable." he said.

"Who?"

"You silly." I smiled and hugged him. "I love you Harley." I held onto those words and locked them into the back of my mind. "Meeting starts in five. Al is back there so we should set up."

"Okay Puddin."