Zodiac #1

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The signs and reactions to the word 'school':

Aries: *hisses and retreats back into their fangirl cave (room) and scrolls through Tumblr again*

Taurus: School? SevenCrappyHoursOfOurLives. Yeah, heard of it.

Gemini: No. It's a disease, it's infected with fuck boys

Cancer: You can't listen to music during school. That's what I hate most about it.

Leo: What's school? I refer it as hellhole.

Virgo: School is okay but I prefer an actual social life woah

Libra: School is where I met this guy! *points to boyfriend* Isn't that right honey? *looks over his shoulder to his phone*

Boyfriend text messages- Yeah you're hot *uses twenty thirsty emojis* I'll come over boo

Libra: Um... never mind *awkwardly looks away*

Scorpio: School? Ain't nobody got time for that! *returns to Wattpad*

Sagittarius: School honestly is alright as long as they start school four hours later, forgets the idea of homeworks, offers naps, and makes better lunch food.

Capricorn: What's that? *grabs a can of drama repellant* I heard you say school.

Aquarius: The school and bus reeks like my brothers bedroom

Pisces: Ah... school. Where we spend $350 dollars on supplies that we don't even use! So much fun!

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