"Deadshot, you have some weapons I could use?"
"Yeah I got shit. How much are you willing to pay?" Deadshot responded.
"How much you got?" Harley was stirring her martini with her straw. She was bored.
"500 mixed guns, ten grenades, and a bat." Deadshot smiled triumphantly.
"$3,000." I said.
"Do you understand how much it took to get that shit for you?"
"$3,500 is my final offer."
"Now you got a done deal my man." He high fived me.
"Two Face have you thought about my proposition?" I had asked him to join me. To be one of my henchman. I promised to pay well and shelter him.
"I think I'll take it but I need a week to move out and get things together."
"Done deal." I smiled at the men. "Harley." She looked up. Her glass was empty.
"Yeah Puddin?"
"Are you tired?"
"No just bored."
"I have to get going." Fred said and exited with Two Face.
"Now last time I saw you Harley you were lookin for J. Are y'all good now?"
"Yes!" Harley perked up and kissed my cheek.
"Can I stop by on Tuesday to drop off the weapons?" Deadshot asked.
"Let's see, Harley do we have plans Tuesday?"
"I don't think so Puddin."
"Then yes you may."
"Cool cool. Money now weapons later." I looked to Al who had been standing in the corner watching for trouble since we got here. I snapped my fingers and out came the check book. I signed it for $3,500 and handed it to Deadshot.
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In the streets of Arkham*
We were close to Arkham Asylum. "I wanna go there again." Harley said.
"To-"
"Yeah. No shooting up the place or nothin."
"Okay.." She linked arms with me. When we arrived at the doors Harley pressed the intercom button and said she was here to meet with a doctor. The door clicked and we went inside. No one seemed to recognize us. We got visitor badges. Harley pulled me down the hall. We found the patients area.
"Puddin do you wanna play a game?"
"I'm not shocking you."
"No no a different game."
"Now I'm intrigued." Harley smiled.
"Close your eyes and count to ten Puddin, we're about to play hide and seek extreme." I covered my eyes and heard her run away.
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Joke's On Us
RomanceThis is a fanfiction story based on the DC characters. It's a little twist on Joker and Harley. In this version (again I own no rights to the characters or the setting Arkham) Harley and Joker face off against Batman, Penguin, and even someone close...
