Testi was wondering that morning what to do testi was your normal everyday massive testi this of course is a false fact he was normal size this story is about me just the only difference is i changed the name ball sack is one of my friends callled jason playing the part of testis best mate they have to stick together all the time. Literally!!
Ok so as i was saying testi was walking along one day and he saw his friend call hairy hairy was one of testis freinds but of course testi was a bit down today because he wondered why he was here and why he only had two friends so he said to hairy "hi" but he diddnt say it happily he said it as if there was something wrong.
Hairy decides to ask testi "whats up with you today bud"
Testi said to hairy "its just that do you ever wonder why we are here even though nothing exiting is gonna happen. At that second testi turns around and sees one of the girls he likes her name is fan for short her real name is... well we dont have to go into detail about that.
Anyways back to the story so testi sees fan and tries to say hi but the words just dont come out and he starts to cry inside and at that moment he turned around and said to hairy "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT I MEAN YOU APPROACH ME AND YOU DONT EVEN START A FRICKIN CONVERSATION"
Hairy shouts back not thinking for a moment about what he is going to say "I CAME OVER HERE TO BE NICE YOU IDIOT WHY DONT YOU SEE THAT YOU LOOK ALONE ALL THE TIME AND NOBODY ELSE SAID HI TO YOU NOT EVEN THE GIRL YOU LOVE SO SHUT THE HELL UP TESTI".
Hairy runs off feeling bad and upset for he had just realised what he had said to one of his friends that allways looks out for him. as hairy was crossing the road testi feels mad at hairy but at that moment he saw a car aprroatching the point which hairy was crossing the road
Testi shouted "WATCH OUT HAIRY GET OUT OF THE ROAD"
hairy turned around instantly "YEAH NICE TRY BUT THAT TRICK ISNT GOING TO WO......"all of a sudden there was a mighty thud and hairy was on the floor uncertain he had much time to say his last words and they where "im so sorry testi i diddnt mea..." hairys eyes closed at that instant testi called an ambulance but they were too late so testi had to think about how to break the news to his friends parents.
Testi aproached hairys parents house he knocked once but the bitch diddnt answer oops sorry not supposed to swear but the middle aged w@*& diddnt answer so he knocked again the creaky door opened there stood a tall man know as hairys dad he said "testi whats wrong have you seen hairy"
Testi replied "Mr Hairy i dont know what to say" testi bursts into tears "hairy got hit by..."
Mr hairy replied confused "got hit by what my dear boy what"
Testi said without hesitation "HE GOT HIT BY A CAR THE CRAZY SON OF A B@*%$" at that same moment testi collapsed and cried his heart remembering his last words to his friend "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT I MEAN YOU APPROACH ME AND YOU DONT EVEN START A FRICKIN CONVERSATION" and reflected on those exact words mr hairy helped poor testi to his feet took him in and made him a drink and then drove testi home to calm down fresh for the morning if your wondering why he needs to be fresh its because he has school the next day yess... NOOOOOOO.
