Oneshots *Kellic* *Cashby* *Perrentes*

I'm his bitch, not your's...bitch (Perrentes with a hint of Cashby and Kellic)

Tony's POV

I roll my eyes as Kanye pushes me against the lockers.

"You realize if you hurt me, my boyfriend will kick your ass, right?" I ask. He rolls his eyes.

"Don't worry, fag, some of my friend's will take care of him," He spits. I laugh, making him push me harder against the locker,

"Dude, seriously I'm starting to think you have a crush on me," I say. He narrows his eyes and punches me in the gut. 

"West, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" I hear Mike's angelic voice say. Some of Kanye's friends walk over to Mike, trying to be intimidating. Mike rolls his eyes and pushes past them.

"Not my fault your boyfriend is now my bitch," Kanye says, smirking. I kick him in the shin and Mike punches him.

"Shut the hell up, I'm his bitch, not yours...bitch," I say. Mike laughs and wraps his arm around my waist.

"Babe, you're not anyone's bitch. Did he hurt you?" He asks. I shrug.

"He punched me but it's not like it hurt," I say. He's about to reply, but some random kid cuts him off.

"Everyone run, it's Queen bitch tits!" The kid yells. Sure enough, Kim comes walking her fake ass towards us.

She walks up to me and slaps me.

"It's all your fault!" She yells.

"The fuck did I do?!" I say in the same high pitched tone as her.

"You made my boyfriend fall in love with you!" She says. I start laughing but soon realize she's not joking. Mike is still laughing his ass off. I nudge his shoulder and he stops.

"Kim I am god! I already told you this! God is not gay! He's against fags!" Kanye spits.

"There you go, talking in third person again," Kim says, rolling her eyes. 

"Okay....well...we'll be going now....toodles!" I say quickly, grabbing Mike's hand. We decide to skip school and go out to the football fields behind the bleachers.

"Toodles? Really?" Mike asks, chuckling. I laugh and nod.

"What do you want to do?" I ask. He smirks and steps closer to me. He cups my face and presses his lips to mine. We pull apart when we hear laughter.

I turn to see Mike's brother, Vic, and his boyfriend Kellin.

"Woah hold on this isn't Chemistry!" Kellin says. We hear footsteps approaching and we all hide behind bars of the bleachers.

A tall guy with dark brown hair and tattoos walks under the bleachers holding hands with a short ginger guy.

"Where were we?" The taller guy asks. They soon get into a heated make out session, which is our cue to make ourselves known.

"So is this where all of the gay couples go to ditch class?" I ask, making the two jump apart. They look around at Vic, Kellin, Mike, and I who have formed a semi-circle.

"Wait...so we're not the only gays at this school?" The ginger asks. We shake our heads.

"Literally a quarter of the guys at this school are flaming homos," Vic says.

"Oh.....well I'm Austin, and this is my boyfriend, Alan," The taller one says.

"I'm Vic, this is my boyfriend Kellin, my brother Mike, and his boyfriend Tony," Vic says, gesturing to each of us.

"I have an idea," Alan says.

"What?" Everyone asks simultaneously. (A/N Woah, I'm using the big words here)

"We should have a gay club," He says. I can't tell if he's being serious or not.

"That's actually not a bad idea," Kellin says.

"Okay, we need to make rules though. Rule #1: We don't talk about gay club. Rule #2: We do NOT talk about gay club. Rule #3: W-" Mike starts but is cut off by Austin.

"Dude you're making it sound like an orgy or something." Everyone laughs except for Mike, who playfully frowns.

"You guys have never seen the movie?" He asks. Everyone shakes their head. He fake gasps.

"Fuck school, we're going to my house right now so I can force you to watch the best movie in existence, other than Harry Potter of course," He says over dramatically.

So that's what we did. We went to Mike and Vic's house where Mike forced Vic, Kellin, Austin, Alan, and I to watch Fight Club.

Now all we need is a director willing to make a parody of it titled Gay Club.

A/N Hoe-ly shit this oneshot is everywhere. I'm sorry for this mess but I'm tired and I don't want to life right now and it's early in the morning and I haven't had my coffee yet and ugh. Thank you so much for all of the reads, I love each and every one of you, don't forget to comment and vote!