Twilight funny phrases :p
Alice Cullen abuses Bella Swan with beauty products.
Bella Swan can just back off Edward belongs to me.
Because of Twilight, I have unrealistic expectations of men.
You haven't read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot.
Until Bella Swan moved here we all thought he was gay.
Sorry Harry I have moved on I want Edward now.
I belong to Edward Anthony Mason Cullen.
I'll marry Edward for Bella.
Hello my name is James. I'll eat you now...
I have an idea let's hate Jacob.
Dear Diary,
Today I was kidnapped and nearly eaten by rabid squirrels but Edward came and saved me so we attacked them with flamethrowers saying"DIE BEASTS DIE!!!!!"
-Bella
Thanks Stephenie Meyer now every time I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.
I can be Mrs. Cullen you can be Mrs. Black you can die I can live forever.
O.M.E oh my Edward
In my mind Edward is my boyfriend,
Alice is my best friend,
Emmett is the brother I wish I had,
And Jake's......he's around if I get cold.
New moon pages 73-381 don't even exist in my world.
Edward Cullen sexier than you since 1901.
A violent thunder storm shook my city and all I could think of was vampires playing baseball.
Bella will chose Mike, I'll have Edward, and you can keep Jacob deal?
Every car I know I learned from Stephenie Meyer.
